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Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her
bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says,
"Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty-four."

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what
happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror, on
the door, make my penis touch the floor!"

Again, there's a bright flash... and his legs fall off!

2007-08-09 10:35:55 · 13 answers · asked by BeAuTiFuL 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

i dont get why his legs fell of!!

2007-08-09 10:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hilarious!!!

2007-08-09 10:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by Hime-sama 4 · 0 0

OK, put the bottle down lol. That was good.

2007-08-09 10:42:27 · answer #3 · answered by Ron 7 · 1 0

Hahahaha!! That was pretty funny!!!! Hahahahaha!!!

2007-08-09 10:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by #1 wifey 4 · 1 0

haha thats cute.

2007-08-09 10:39:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL...gross!

2007-08-09 10:38:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats so funny

2007-08-09 10:38:56 · answer #7 · answered by Kell 5 · 0 0

hahahhahahahaha...lol...its super funny...but then again its super gross too lol, nice though

2007-08-09 10:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

poor guy

2007-08-09 10:38:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

thats funny....

2007-08-09 10:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 0 0

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