The funniests ones I've seen was at a resterunt was eat here and get gas. Another one I seen was Amigone funeral. Dead End Cematary. Tell me ones that you seen.
2007-08-09 10:04:57 · 29 answers · asked by SNAKEDOG 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Another one I seen at a bread factory that said Grab Our Buns.
2007-08-09 10:31:51 · update #1
I forgot another one I seen Swindler and Swindler Atterneys at law!
2007-08-10 01:59:00 · update #2
On a church door:
This is the gate of Heaven.
Enter ye all by this door.
(This door is kept locked because of the draft.
Please use side entrance)
On a church door:
Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
The Associate Minister explaining the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"
Sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
At An Auto Repair Service Station:
Free pick-up and delivery.
Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
Outside a muffler shop:
No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.
Outside a Second-Hand Shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc.
Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
In A Health Food Shop Window:
Closed due to illness.
Name of a gardening shop: The Dirty Hoe
Over a gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
OK...and finally, well, I'm not going to say it...I just have to show it to you...no offense to anyone...the actual name of an Asian restaurant:
http://www.butlerwebs.com/jokes/images/asianrestaurant.jpg
2007-08-09 15:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by Terry C. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's a billboard on the interstate that I go by every night on my way home from work. It's a Cadillac dealership advertising their cars, but the majority of their billboard is a very trashy looking blonde woman, in a black leather bustier, doin' the can-can or something. "Buy your next Cadillac from _______Cadillac". All I can do is LAUGH. I just don't see how this trashy looking woman is supposed to sell cars, you know? Especially since the average Cadillac buyer is what, 85 years old?!
2016-04-01 08:12:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good! I've seen a bumper sticker that read "The reason people have more of a problem with fur than with leather is because it's easier to harass rich old ladies than biker gangs." There's also a grave marker that reads "Here lies Les Moore. Shot 4 times with a .44. No Les, No Moore."
2007-08-09 12:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best I ever saw was on 101 going through San Francisco for a road trip about six years ago. It was this huge picture of Ru Paul, lying down and posed seductively. The caption at the top said, "Meetings used to be a real drag."
I don't even remember what they were advertising, because I was laughing so hard.
2007-08-09 10:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by ~*~ strryeyedgrrl ~*~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw a sign on a billboard that said, "Having trouble, just get a divorce!"
Then, on a car, I saw a sticker on the side that advertised an event company that specialized in divorce parties.
2007-08-09 10:31:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For mine it takes the two billboards to make it funny as one joke.
I was driving on I-81 through pennsylvania and we were stopped in traffic. and on one side of the road was an advertisement for Becky's adult fun store. And on the right side of the store was a giant sign that said "Jesus Saves". I thought it was hilarious.
2007-08-09 13:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Arlington there is a restaurant we have all seen on t.v. that says" EAT AT JOE'S" but it is really called Joe's Crab Shack.
On the back of a lady's car was a bumper sticker that read "S*** Happens".
On someone else's it read " If you can read this then you are to close to my DAMN car."
2007-08-15 22:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by cjs23navy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in Japan, on their sign was of course all Japanese writing, but under the Japanese writing, it said"and that ain't no bullshit.". Why, I thought I can read Japanese as it looks like English.That was such a funny sign. There was one more that just said LOVE, and I do not know what the heck that one was for.
2007-08-09 10:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by Ron 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So anyone thats ever driven on I95 through the carolinas knows 'south of the border', and how the mascot is pedro, and theyre famous for their fireworks. so driving from the south, the one south of the border sign says "Pedro's Fireworks. Does yours?"
yea so i found that really funny
2007-08-09 10:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by ohhhgoodness 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I seen one where half of a billboard peeled off.. the top was for a church and the one behind was for an adult book store...
it was off center but it said god loves and the stores name...
it took them a week to fix it...
2007-08-09 10:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by NONAME 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋