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A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck.
In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying,
"I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde".
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,
"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
2007-08-09 08:12:48 · 45 answers · asked by PRINCEUPP 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-08-09 08:15:57 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Scratches head in amazement.
I'm blonde but no offence sweetheart but that is a 5 star rubbish joke.
I don't know maybe American humour doesn't travel well.Here in Ireland you'd get stoned for telling one that bad.
2007-08-17 07:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by Misty Blue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The word "Blonde" is used numerous times. Is that what makes the joke funny?
2007-08-17 06:20:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,
did start getting confused when the joke carried on after she sent the kid back with the note.
2007-08-09 13:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by cowboy_style 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wicked!
I just love blond jokes, they make me laugh soooo much!
Thanks! 10/10 and a star for you! *
2007-08-16 20:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8/10, for some replies pmsl
2007-08-16 05:54:59 · answer #6 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that was funny,but not very nice as I'm a blond and have 3 a' levels and nvq 1,2 in hairdressing blonde's rnt necessarily thick u know.
2007-08-14 03:07:09 · answer #7 · answered by tina 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it ?!?! :-| im blonde lol, not just sayin i dnt get it too add to the joke either.. im stumped.. lol im usually pretty clever aswell i got a B in maths and science :P lol not that u care ;-)
2007-08-14 07:37:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry but i dont get this! lol but i am a blonde myself so i am a bit slow!
2007-08-16 04:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by Amber. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raised a mild chuckle. ;0)
2007-08-09 08:16:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good 10/10
2007-08-16 08:59:23 · answer #11 · answered by Foxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋