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...and crossed the line.

I admit. I had an altercation today. Some beeitch in a Volvo came up behind me and was tailgating me. I was already doing 50 in a 35 mph zone, but it wasn't fast enough for her. She went to pass me, blaring her horn the whole time, and she cut me off before she was passed me and ran me off the road.

Oh hell no. So I followed her home. As she got out of her car, I chucked my soda out the window at her. The satisfaction that my aim was dead on is less than the satisfaction I got from the look on her face...and the realization (by the both is us) that I now know where she lives. I am one person you do not want to run off the road. I see future property damage in her near future.

2007-08-09 06:43:44 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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This morning on Southbound I-5 in Sacramento. Its 5:30 am and the interstate is far from empty I'm already doing 85 in the middle lane when some redneck bastard in his truck comes rolls up on me flashing high beams for no ******* reason. He does not bother to get over to the fast line he just tailgates me for a few more miles blinding me. I follow him to his job downtown and check where he parks because guess what? My cousin owns a tow yard! I wish I could be there when that c-sucker see's that his car got towed!

2007-08-09 07:25:14 · answer #1 · answered by Adapted_For_The_Screen 5 · 1 0

i crossed the line when we were coming home from vacation last month. We were in our Motorhome, and its not a small one. i mean, 36 feet is damn long. well, we were going thru a city (here in california) when all the commuters were trying to get to work. We were in the #2 lane and the #1 lane was to merge in about 1/2 mile. I was going about 75, maybe 80 in a 65 zone.

The lane is about to end and in the pass. side mirror i saw a truck go from the slowest lane to the fastest lane and then proceeded to try to pass me. Screw that, i was there first. he ended up cutting me off.

I pelted his truck with a full, unopened Rockstar, then tailgated him to call the phone number to complain about driving.

Turns out, it was a CalTrans (state road working crew) truck---with a new dent in the roof.

I reported him anyway.

2007-08-09 13:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by mac150 5 · 1 0

I had a similar incident the other day. I was already speeding so this guy on a crotch rocket comes up tailgates me and pass me. He hit the curve to fast and went off the other side throw a fence. I just keep going that's what he gets!!!!

2007-08-09 14:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 1 0

LMFAO. I live in north Jersey, every single time I get in the car I experience road rage cause everyone here is a total asshole and proud of it (including myself). So the last time I drove was about 1 hour ago, so then. BTW awesome at throwing soda at the dumb ho's car, I usually keep some crap in my car to throw too. Much respect there.

2007-08-09 13:47:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 2 0

I was in Beverly Hills visiting my grandfather and so I was driving and this one nice looking car pulls out a little too fast and bumps me. I stopped, thinking that were going to stop so we could exchange insurance information, but they don't stop. They just continued to drive. So I got pissed off and I followed the car. I wasn't about to let them get away with that. So I followed the car, and it pulled into the driveway of this really big, expensive looking house. The door opened, and Brittany Spears' baby gets out of the car! I was shocked. I got out of my car, and told the kid, " Being that you're underage, I'll let it go this time. But next time, I'm going to cut you up with a razor blade and throw you into a vat of lemon juice."

True story.

2007-08-09 13:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Love it!!! Good for you!!! I get road rage every time I drive!! I usually always end up laying on the horn and yelling out the window for them to pull over so I can kick their butt, however I have yet to have any takers!!!

2007-08-09 13:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by AsianPersuasion :) 7 · 1 0

When was the last time I drove?


People tell me I'm a crappy driver, but I just think I'm aggressive. People best not cut me off, I'll chase 'em down the road.

2007-08-09 21:18:58 · answer #7 · answered by EmilyJune 5 · 1 1

I have road rage everyday.
I'm constantly giving people the finger and running people of the road.

2007-08-09 13:46:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

Many years ago. Unfortunately, when you acquire many assets that can be lost you have a tendency to realize what you could potentionally lose.

2007-08-09 13:49:21 · answer #9 · answered by Like being a DINK 4 · 0 0

last year-road construction - their lane was closed and the idiot cut me off and ending up having a yelling match

2007-08-09 13:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by sunshinegirl 6 · 1 0

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