I need to know so I'll know how many bitesize sandwiches on toothpicks I need to prepare...
2007-08-09 06:06:22 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
count me in buddy...i'm all the way with you man!
...drinks on me!!
2007-08-09 06:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure…I’ll be the blonde woman in back, chaperoned by two beefy, crew-cut bodyguards in shades. We’ll step forward just long enough to place a long-stemmed red rose and a tri-folded Russian flag on your casket; then we’ll leave in an embassy limousine.
Every funeral needs a lil mystique to keep the reception interesting, don’t ya think?
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Although, some people may still be shocked when you return to Putin, alive and well, using your true name: ÐладиÌÐ¼Ð¸Ñ ÐлÑиÌÑ Ð£Ð»ÑÑÌнов Ðен (Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov Bean).
2007-08-09 18:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by cbn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll be one of the hired mourners, weepin' & wailin', nose honkin', wearin' sackcloth and ashes. I'll need extra sandwiches to keep up my energy. And red wine. Keep the wine comin'. ohhhhh boooo hooooooohooooooooooooo!!!
(throws myself on the casket)
2007-08-09 15:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, bean. good a place as any to have our deul. but i'll probably shed some hillbilly tears, and get you all wet. and i will be drunk off my damnedass, that i can gurantee you. i'll bring some boone county moonshine. you drink that stuff, it won't let you die, you'll just be half licked in the head and your eye balls will be a bouncin'. mr. bean, mr. bean., mr. bean...
2007-08-09 16:14:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll come!!! I'll be the girl who jumps out of a cake. ......
What?
Oh,its not THAT kind of funeral???
Hmm....I'll come anyway. You'll have an open bar,right?
2007-08-09 18:10:40 · answer #5 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Myself, plus a guest.
2007-08-09 13:08:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill come man and dont worry about the sandwiches ill make them
2007-08-10 11:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by Newbie885 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to go, as it says in your will that you wished me to play "Carmina Burana" on my banjo during the entire service. That is YOUR handwriting on this cocktail napkin, isn't it?
2007-08-09 15:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funeral??? how depressing!!
there would be too many present for enough toothpicks!!
2007-08-09 20:59:59 · answer #9 · answered by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll be there, along with our offspring. I only hope it won't be for a very long time. Love, your......baby momma
LMAO
2007-08-09 16:23:57 · answer #10 · answered by Starr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It depends, are you leaving me anything besides your trolls Beanie? LOL
Enjoy your day!
2007-08-09 16:21:24 · answer #11 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋