EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?
2007-08-09 06:02:42 · 6 answers · asked by Cheerup782 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Lol pass this on!
Its pretty funny!!
Hehe
I like the congress one myself!
lol
2007-08-09 06:03:04 · update #1
yeah, that's pretty funny. I like the one about mouse-flavored cat food
2007-08-09 06:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by napoleondynamite2907 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've seen this soooo many times, but it is always fun to read again. I enjoy the one about Noah. That bastard could have saved us all a lot of trouble.
2007-08-09 13:09:44 · answer #2 · answered by You Had Me At HellNo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too Cute....but i can put mascara on with my mouth closed, I just cant do it without frowning
2007-08-09 13:08:44 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle B 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny, but it's old as the hills....
2007-08-09 13:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by bobemac 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! thats funny!!! wered you get the infoe?
2007-08-09 13:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by SamanthaDew 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yea
2007-08-09 13:10:30 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋