Those two haven't been thinking straight since they went on the drinking and druggin' and red light districtin' binge in Hamsterdam. I never thought I'd miss that simple leather-clad flasher of the olden days, AND I'M NOT GAY, but this avatar
shufflin' business has gone too far! Who will write the tome?
Authors, start your engines!
2007-08-09 05:00:04 · 6 answers · asked by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
Ultrastoop to new lows: A mere synopsis won't get you the big ten pointer! Hamster food for thought though.
2007-08-09 05:42:47 · update #1
You may also want to try the other Steinbeck classics,
The Grapes of Rats,
East of Edam,
The Wiener of my Discontent,
Cannery Rodent,
2007-08-09 07:26:07 · answer #1 · answered by TD Euwaite? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry, there is already a book called:
Skepper, J. N., A Comparison of Myocardal Ultrastructure in the Hamster (Mesocricetus Auratus) with that of a Non-Hibernatory Mammal, London: Council for National Academic Awards, 1988.
I don't think anything new could be added to that.
2007-08-09 12:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're expecting books (tomes, yet) on here? C'mon, they're pretty generous with space, but that's stretching it too far. I doubt if it would be a subject that would interest me, and I don't know anything about it. So I'll just take the two points and maybe the Baroness will take you up on the offer.
2007-08-09 16:08:26 · answer #3 · answered by gldjns 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zis book haz already been written, it is my own autobiography called "Mein Gerbil" I vote zis vhilst imprisoned for my radical right ving politics. I spent ze early party of my like in a cage fed notzing but sunflower seeds but now I vill rule ze vorld. Ze hamsters vill be rounded up ant shot. I vill create a new race ov supergerbils zat vill fulfill the true destiny of ze Rodentian super race but first I must invade Hamsterdam.
2007-08-09 12:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Book.
Once there were two hamster riding loonies. People laughed at them and pointed fingers. One day they disappeared in a puff of quantum smoke in front of a crowd of people never to return again.
The End.
2007-08-09 12:30:05 · answer #5 · answered by Ultrastooge™ 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I'll write it ,but in my version EVERYONE'S neck gets broke, and the survivors get shot. It's the final solution for the Y'Hamsters..uh..I mean Y' ANSWERS community. And don't worry, to stay true to the original, we'll strangle lots of rabbits and one mole too. Do I get the job?
2007-08-09 22:41:37 · answer #6 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋