I've smoked fatter joints than that.
Ahhhh, it's cute.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Make it dance.
Can I paint a smiley face on it?
Wow, and your feet are so big.
It's OK, we'll work around it.
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
Oh no... a flash headache.
(giggle and point)
Can I be honest with you?
How sweet, you brought incense.
This explains your car.
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why is God punishing me?
At least this won't take long.
I never saw one like that before.
But it still works, right?
It looks so unused.
Maybe it looks better in natural light.
Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
Are you cold?
If you get me real drunk first.
Is that an optical illusion?
What is that?
It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
Does it come with an air pump?
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality
2007-08-09 04:45:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Cover up, for Gawd's sakes. Your short comings are showing!
2007-08-09 04:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao. Here are some other ones that I've actually said:
Is it in?
It's so cute. It's like one of those party sausages; makes me want to break out the cheese and crackers
You're kidding, right?
Does it come with a magnifying glass?
2007-08-09 11:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ Rachel The Great ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hello madam....oh
have you seen my magnifying glass?
let's turn the lights OFF this time
well I'll be, I always heard that they were all about the same size
time to do my kegals
2007-08-09 11:52:54 · answer #3 · answered by ssspphttt! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you belittled by hamster genitalia?
Do you get papercuts when you "service" yourself?
That's it, huh?
I hope you're really funny!
2007-08-09 11:51:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all very cute but i like the incense one the best!!! keep it up you make me chuckle right on through the work day!!!
2007-08-09 13:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by Bambam 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, I'm guessing some girls told you those or at least one, like the ar you cold?
2007-08-09 11:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by natalia k 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How did you know that's what ppl said to me when I streaked down London....
2007-08-09 11:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are hung like a horse..a seahorse
2007-08-09 11:50:32 · answer #8 · answered by Myžtikal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
cut an inch off that and you'll have a scar on your bum
2007-08-09 11:52:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you forgot:
don't worry, you're probably just a late bloomer.
2007-08-09 11:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by i ♥ sarcasm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋