Yeah, okay, enough of that shite. I need to work on my lie. I don't want to go to work tomorrow. What can I tell my boss so I can have a four day weekend. BTW, I am running out of dead relatives. Also, I can't use the children as an excuse. Help me out, please and thank you.
2007-08-09 03:46:12 · 18 answers · asked by DeCaying_Roses 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Dudes, I am not pregnant. I just thought that was funny. Sorry about that.
2007-08-09 03:50:10 · update #1
Ghetto, you are a bad influence...lol
2007-08-09 04:22:12 · update #2
1 question at a time, babe
2007-08-09 03:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by tblightng 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just say that you have a really bad case of anal leakage and you're afraid that if you try to work you'll end up with **** all over the floor and your desk. It's not pretty but you think you'll survive. Also throw in how much it sucks being sick because you had plans for the weekend and now you can't do **** (no pun intended) and how shitty (no pun) you feel for not coming into work and it's not that you don't give a **** (no pun) but you just don't think it would be a good idea to come in. Good luck.
2007-08-09 10:52:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You could always try the stomache virus excuse. Don't forget to make yourself sound a little queasy tho.
2007-08-09 11:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss you need to go out and if he is ready, you could miss the work...Enjoy with no work and your boss would be KUSH.
2007-08-09 10:50:32 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him your dog is having a sex change operation. That works every time.
2007-08-09 10:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by lucy02 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hello mister....(fill in boss'name)? Uhm.. I have a bladder infection. I know it sounds kinda gross. Let me explain how it feels....
I just bet he won't even let you finish, wishes you good luck and hello day off!
2007-08-09 10:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by Starla 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just tell your boss you're pregnant, then when you come back say "Oops, not 100% pregnant."
2007-08-09 10:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by LIGER20498 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try " I have to wash my budgie today" - works like a charm.
or may be - "My budgie is pregnant. I have to take him to the vet" (and NO, that is NOT a misprint.)
;-)
2007-08-09 10:55:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
say ur going to vist some family and need two days off. (say they live far away from u)
2007-08-09 10:54:35 · answer #9 · answered by lala 16 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That if he doesn't give you the day off tomorrow you will tell everyone he tried to ***** you in the bathroom.
2007-08-09 10:50:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call them and say you are really sick, than monday, be a few min. late and say that you were sick that morning too, slowley begin to 'feel better' and it should work out just fine.
2007-08-09 10:49:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋