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1. Get 24 boxes of and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Put a bra and tampons in a guys shopping cart. Put a pair of tiny thongs in a big woman's buggy.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Missi

2007-08-09 03:19:53 · 28 answers · asked by Unverified emails 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

28 answers

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2007-08-09 03:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

I love this..and the "How to Annoy People at the Movies" one:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Get 3 people together and act like you are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Before the movie starts, stand up, and imitate the Truth commercial saying, "The makers of this film couldn't find any way to make their characters rebellious, rockin`, or cool so instead, they'll just smoke."
When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Bring a flashlight and shine it on the walls or ceiling, in advance draw an outline o#*@!uy screwing a chick (or perhaps another guy), then cut
out the outline and put it in front of the flashlight, so the image can be seen on the wall or ceiling.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Smuggle in cans of roaches, locusts, ants, and other bugs that can annoy and reproduce quickly. You may even bring in some rats. Then sit in the very back, open the jars, and toss the bugs out on the ground. Since the floor is more slanted in the back the bugs will spread
throughout the theater faster. Be sure to be the first one to raise and scream "There's a #*@!roach crawling up my leg!" Then run out into the
lobby and start yelling "there's #*@!roaches in here!" Or "This theater is contaminated!" The theater will have to close down and fumigate the
showroom(s), and after this little "accident" no one will want to go back to the theater anyway!
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

2007-08-09 03:25:36 · answer #2 · answered by Melly 6 · 2 1

Pop pimples in front of the mirrors in housewares

Talk baby talk to the fish

Walk up to an associate with a broom and ask "I was really looking for this in pink, do you have any in the back?"

While in the checkout, pick up the bottle of shampoo and bar of soap and innocently ask where the restrooms are.

Have an associate get a bike off the top rack for you. Hand them your driver's license and say you're going to take it for a test drive.

2007-08-09 03:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by keeperofusedshadows 5 · 1 0

i'll rate your list...since i love doing things at walmart.

1. love it
2. greatness idea
3. that would be funny
4. that would be great to see
5. funny
6. good one
7. it would like to see those guys reaction
8. hilarious
9. ok, not great though
10. ok, not great

now i'll help you finish the list...
11. mississpi song
12. come into the store, and act like your criplled, so you can get a electro chair. then when you leave, walk out normaly.
13. scan a cd, blast it, invite some people to party with you.
14. start playing with the toys
15. fall asleep in on a chair/couch/bed
16. put condoms in a old guys cart

2007-08-09 03:21:47 · answer #4 · answered by evilhomer12345 6 · 1 0

Haha, these are funny, I have read these before. But the first one that says , "Get 24 boxes of and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking", it was supposed to say 24 boxes of condoms. That would be hilarious.

2007-08-09 03:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is hilarious! Can't you just see this stuff happening? While I probably wouldn't appreciate being in the store when any of this occurred, it's funny anyway! I know shopping at WalMart will never be the same! Thanks! 10/10 for you, and a star!

2016-04-01 07:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny List!

2007-08-09 03:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by 5 · 0 0

Nice! I don't mind doing a #2. And I've already hidden the cereal boxes in the sanitary napkin shelf. :p

2007-08-09 03:24:08 · answer #8 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 0 0

I went in there ONCE and will NEVER go in there again. I got a good laugh at all the trashy people that were in there and got the hell outta there. Yuck!

2007-08-09 04:00:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 0 0

I'll have to try some at a supermarket; I just can't make myself go to Hell-Mart, I mean Wal-Mart.

2007-08-09 03:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

12. just go high at 3am with lots of money. and take stoogie breaks in the middle of shopping, tell the old person at the door to watch you sh*t just like that

2007-08-09 03:25:13 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

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