I was in Argos, ordering something when the bloke (who was a very unfortunate-looking person) says, "Sorry, love, out of stock."
He isn't getting away with it that easily! I grab him by the scruff and say in a menacing voice, "Look harder, then...." He goes, "It's out of ssstock, could you let me go now?"
That is when I waved my brown package parcel and said it was a bomb! I wasn't expecting the Army to come. No dishy soldiers :( Apparently, I'm a raving lunatic. How do I dissaude them of this peculiar notion?
2007-08-08 21:05:38 · 20 answers · asked by TV Addict 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My new MP3 player that I wanted was on offer. It's 30gigs. Bite that, rofl!
2007-08-08 21:09:47 · update #1
Tinkz baby: Hmmm, that would be good. Clever idea, lol!
2007-08-08 21:15:37 · update #2
Jacobite: Umm, when did you become a girl, lmao?!
2007-08-09 01:36:21 · update #3
hahahahahahahahahah,
thats is sooo fu**ing funny¬!
you had a brown parcel prepared for this occasion!!!!!
you nutter!
2007-08-08 21:09:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think the only thing to do at the moment is to get yourself a good lawyer....oh, and pray a lot....some novenas would be appropriate, if you are Catholic.
My question to you is, What plane of reality are you on, in this day and age, that you would even consider making any kind of comment that includes the word "bomb" in public? I suppose this comes under the heading of (to quote Forrest Gump) "Stupid is as stupid does."
P.S.---Whatever you do, do NOT try to convince someone that you AREN'T a raving lunatic...that may be your only salvation in this whole mess.
2007-08-09 04:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why, you should open the brown parcel. If it isn't a bomb, if it is, in fact, something quite harmless, such as a block of cheddar, they will know that you are not a lunatic. And if the parcel IS a bomb, then you will all have the satisfying feeling of knowing that they were right about you all along. See? Everyone is happy.
2007-08-09 04:11:54 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear youve gone Bin ladin on us hun, Put the bomb down and go sit in the corner you bad girl.
I will just have a lend of your parcel and go stuff it through The big brother Letter box. Lets blow Those Annoy B@stards up hey! lol
xxx
2007-08-09 04:13:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say sorry it never happen again and order on line from now on
2007-08-09 04:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by not me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU shop in Argos
WE think differently of you now LOL!
2007-08-09 04:08:39 · answer #6 · answered by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not just take it further and start making demands
2007-08-09 04:07:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kentucky Fried Chicken 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say no to argos.
2007-08-09 04:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good enough for argos i say!!!
2007-08-09 06:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you get some therapy.
2007-08-09 04:10:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋