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masterbated with my period. Well i used a carrot and tooth brush to masterbate with cuase i didnt want to get my hands all dirty. Well here is the problem i got the carrot stuck and i cant get it out. I tried taking the toothbrush to get the carrot out but that wont work either. What do i do to get this out? I cant tell my mom cause she dont know i masterbate yet. HELP!

2007-08-08 20:51:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, this made me laugh for some reason... I'm usually mature about these things.

Go to a doctor? It will be kept confidential.

Or................. use your fingers.

2007-08-08 20:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

First off...OMG!...ROTFLMAOAPM!!!

OK, try using a tampon...insert it as far as you can above the food item's and wait a few minutes, when it puffs up try to pull it out. If that gets stuck your really screwed.

Either way you REALLY need to see a doctor. Anything you say would be confidential.

And next time you get the urge, use a rubber glove on your hand or get a friend to purchase a dildo for you.

2007-08-08 21:14:15 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

You need to let your mom know what's going on and this also needs to be checked out by a doctor.

2007-08-08 20:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by sokokl 7 · 0 0

.... are you serious? I recommend finding a cute, male rabbit whom you wouldn't care to get to know a bit better.

2007-08-08 20:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by Zac 4 · 1 0

Call 911!!
emergency... and if ur mom is there tell her to call...
too... then u can explain... of course...

2007-08-08 20:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by ♥becauseisme♥ 5 · 0 0

Tell your mom she can help

2007-08-08 20:58:10 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Beck♫ 2 · 0 0

omg i hope u are not serious...
i couldn't posssibly imagine someone doing that!

2007-08-08 20:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

why dont you call the ambulance or something sheesh

2007-08-08 20:54:49 · answer #8 · answered by oscar_adarne 1 · 0 0

LOL get something to garb it LOL

2007-08-08 20:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by randy k 3 · 0 0

Can't help you.

2007-08-08 20:54:24 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

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