can't believe i let that jerk get to me.
anyone have anything funny to say? let's change this mood
2007-08-08 18:01:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok enough with the cancer
2007-08-08 18:06:38 · update #1
funny: I lost a bet to cheerleaders at my school and I had to cheer in a uniform
2007-08-08 18:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by Mike H 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Birds of a feather flock together - and poop on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For instance, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
2007-08-08 18:15:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well I could e-mail you a picture of me in my speedo, or I could tell you that when I was a boy I was so poor, if it was not for the fact that I was born a boy, I would have had nothing to play with....or, I could tell you my wife likes to talk during sex, the other night she called me from a motel!, I could go on but you are feeling bad enough!!!
2007-08-09 02:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by jake5282 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my humor packs are running a little low I need to regenrate for the next seven to eight hours but I think I was a little funny earlier tonight with this answer
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArUA5gFgH1ZEOnroY3qIS1YCxgt.?qid=20070808210550AAFgaud
2007-08-08 18:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing funny but i must say you are by far the absolute, most beautiful girl on answers tonight and i'm glad to have gotten to say "hi" to you.
2007-08-08 18:05:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard you've been in my cabin a couple of hours ago and smoked one of my best Cuban Cigars, given to me by Judas Rabbi himself.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aluf3M0K8D.VNm1_2clDSrfty6IX?qid=20070801002947AA7HpBc
See? They REALLY WERE given to me by Rabbi...
And come to think of it, my first officer walked the plank just because he forgot to close the door behind him on his way out... So now you can imagine that I'm trying really hard to find a reason to forgive you for smoking my cigars. Any ideas of how to persuade me to forgive you?
=)
2007-08-08 18:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree. Just be happy you're not as miserable as he obviously is! He wants to bring you down because he feels like the crap he spouts, like worthless trash.
He probably was never hugged as a kid! Just be glad you were! (((hugs)))
2007-08-08 18:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by Lydia H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have an idea, hows about we go read some of buttheads questions and get back in a happy mood like before???
2007-08-08 18:04:26 · answer #8 · answered by taco_man_747 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
May the fleas from a thousand camels invade his pubic area!
2007-08-09 02:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lucy always cheers me up Roz...lol
she is sooo funny,here's the Vitameatsvegamin one where she gets drunk off of it...lol.....=-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzgVvAy-6ms&mode=related&search=
2007-08-09 04:30:48 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should be grown-up enough to realize that his only reason for being on here is just that; to mess up everybody's fun. like the troll patrol says "RAMO"... report and move on!
2007-08-08 18:05:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋