Will you finish these sentences? Most creative gets 10pts...?

Question

My ex...

Maybe I should...

I love...

People would say that i'm...

I don't understand...

When i wake up in the morning...

I lost...

Life is full of...

My past is...

I get annoyed when...

Parties are...

I wish...

Dogs...

Cats...

Tomorrow...

I have low tolerance...

If I had a million dollars...

I'm totally terrified...

Answer 1

was once in a relationship with me. no kidding.

'nt run for office

when british people call flashlights "torches"

not important enough to say anything about

how "slim chance and fat chance" mean the same thing

im no longer asleep

my train of thought

surfaces

NOT behind me. because technically "behind you" is STILL in the third dimension whereas time is the fourth dimension

people try to annoy me

fun when you arent the only one there

for more wishes

are not related to me in any way

cannot blink. just kidding i dont know

is two days after yesterday

for people with high tolerances

i'd probably lose it

of losing a million dollars

Answer 2

My ex was very intelligent and hot.

Maybe I should stop hitting my headfd againsdtf theaafdvg desseseke ittttttsz meesssinfg uuuuuuupsebf maaahhf typingggggg.

People would say that I'm completely deranged and that I can fly.

I don't understand nuns why are they always so cranky?
When I wake up in the morning I go to bed.

I lost my mind when... I never had one muahahaha

Life is full of chocolate covered candies, but some are bitter.

My past is any time between now and before i was born.

I get annoyed when people are being annoying.

Parties are like fireworks, they can be a bang!

I wissssshafb i COUbf;ajbld tyyope

Dogs are cool and should be worshipped.

Cats suck lets punt them and the person who punts their cat the farthest gets 10 points!

Tomorrow is in 1 hour.

I have low tolerance for stupid people.

If i had a million dollarsi'd have a lot of money.

I'm totally terrified of my 5'1" rowing coach (she's scary)

Answer 3

My ex just changed sex.

Maybe I should get over the addiction I have to oxygen.

I love coming on Yahoo! Answers and aggravating people.

People would say that i'm a bigoted, asexual transsexual.

I don't understand why so many people on Yahoo! Answers use the wrong words, lack good grammar, and cannot spell.

When i wake up in the morning I am disappointed to find that the parts I am not supposed to have are enlarged.

I lost my mind years ago when I was broke and had to pawn it.

Life is full of preservatives, artificial flavors, and artificial colors.

My past is what makes me want to go off and kill everyone.

I get annoyed when people try to tell me what emotions I am feeling.

Parties are mostly for people who cannot find enjoyment is life the way it is, without having to use substances.

I wish the voices in my head would just shut up. (No you don't! Yes I do!)

Dogs are what most men are, though it is nice when they lick you in the mouth.

Cats tend not to pee in a dirty litterbox.

Tomorrow is probably just going to be another day, though it would be nice if I somehow got the money I needed for my surgery.

I have low tolerance for just about everything and everyone.

If I had a million dollars, I'd spend a good amount of it fixing my body, then I'd get a house in a place where folks will leave me alone to live life as I see fit.

I'm totally terrified that my nation is losing all the values and ideals that really made it great.

Answer 4

Maybe I should be a little nicer

I love buying things

People would say that i'm not very nice

I don't understand why other people care what people think about them

When i wake up in the morning I smile

I lost my innocence

Life is full of suprises

My past is short

I get annoyed when people get in my way

Parties are my life

I wish my dad liked me more

Dogs smell

Cats rock

Tomorrow is my sisters birthday

I have low tolerance for dumb people

If I had a million dollars I'd buy a restaurant

I'm totally terrified of losing everything

Answer 5

My ex is a DWEEB

Maybe I should go work out instead of being on here

I love Ninja TURTLES

People would say that i'm RANDOM

I don't understand WHY there can not be PEACE

When i wake up in the I am always COLD

I lost my SIDEKICK 3

Life is full of HATERS

My past is only the future with the lights on

I get annoyed when people are immature and lame

Parties are AMAZINGLY AMAZING

I wish I had a MAGIC RED CARPET

Dogs AWESOME

Cats are GROSS

Tomorrow I am off I get to RELAZ

I have low tolerance for people that can not handle there ALCOHOL

If I had a million dollars I would be the same person cause $$$ can't buy happiness and I'd rather be happy

I'm totally terrified of meeting JESUS

....♥

Answer 6

I get annoyed when..People would say that I'm.. or that I
love..my ex..I don't understand..maybe I should..I lost I'm totally terrified..When I wake up in the morning..I have low tolerance to Cats and Dogs, who "poop" on my floor.
Life is full of My past is just waiting to bite me in the Butt.
I wish..If I had a Million Dollars, Tomorrow parties are to begin and it will be by "Invitation Only"
*Not exactly what ya wanted, I had intended to try it without adding any other words. Got close though......

Answer 7

My ex...got knocked up.

Maybe I should...do something other than playing on Y/A it think there are some good porn sites to check out.

I love...flirting with women that I have no chance in getting them to go home with me.......hey I'll get lucky.

People would say that I'm...a nice guy, I say fu*k that sh!t.

I don't understand...why people are so miserable, get over yourself .

When i wake up in the morning...I look at the clock and ask myself.....what now?

I lost...my virginity before I was married, then I lost it again after we split up.

Life is full of...challenges, take them on and win, win big.

My past is...very interesting, it's worth making into a movie.

I get annoyed when...people complain about the little stuff in life.

Parties are...always fun when my family gets together.

I wish...I could go back to high school and be an *** all over again

Dogs...are a mans best friend.

Cats...are crazy and lazy at the same time.

Tomorrow...may never come, so live today like it's your last.

I have low tolerance...for people that ***** and complain about their sorry lives.

If I had a million dollars...I would take a nice trip overseas and through a big party, oh and buy a little house........cash no mortgage

I'm totally terrified...that everyone will see the little girl inside me......oh wait I mean......ah forget it....why be terrified of anything.

Answer 8

My ex... farts everytime we make out
Maybe I should stop... being here and go do some work
I love... my 2 brothers to death
People would say that... I'm naive and put others before myself
I don't understand... nasty people
When i wake up in the morning... I go pee
I lost... half of my childhood triggered by the divorced of my parents
Life is full of... drama
My past is... not as good as it was supposed to be
I get annoyed when... ask to do something I don't want
Parties are... for people with social life, in my case i don't
I wish... I was more ruthless n daring
Dogs... are not my ideal pet
Cats... are adorable but i won't keep them for pets
Tomorrow... will be the same day just like any other day
I have low tolerance... on people who test my limits
If I had a million dollars... I would invest and make the best out of it
I'm totally terrified.... of bugs especially cockroaches

Answer 9

My ex needs to be in prison

Maybe I should get a life and go to bed

I love my family and cheesecake

People would say that I'm the spawn of Satan or an angel; it depends on who you ask.

I don't understand higher level mathematics.

When i wake up in the morning, I have two cats and three children staring at me.

I lost my mind; please return it if you find it.

Life is full of surprises.

My past is in the past where it belongs.

I get annoyed when people report someone for a difference of opinion instead of an actual violation.

Parties are one of life's greatest joys.

I wish that I had 1000 more wishes.

Dogs need to stay away from Michael Vick.

Cats are snotty, but I love them anyway.

Tomorrow is the next day of the rest of my life.

I have low tolerance for ignorance.

If I had a million dollars, I would have a million dollars.

I'm totally terrified of clowns and spiders.

Answer 10

My ex .. just doesnt understand me.
Maybe I should move on with my life.
I love people but some dont love me.
People would say I'm shy at first.
I don't understand why I love on the first sight.
When I wake up in the morning I wonder what else is gonna happen.
I lost the best years of my life when I first got married.
Life is full of nice folks but there are alot that I detest.
My past has gone but I got tomorrow to look forward to.
I get annoyed when things don't go my way.
Parties can be fun but I dont indulge any longer.
I wish for someone in my life whom I love and they show me in return.
Dogs are as they say man's best friend.
Cats are sweet but curious creatures.
Tomorrow is another day and hope to see another.
I have a low tolerance when it comes to abuse or name calling.
If I had a million dollars I would share it with my family make sure they are well taken care of. Pay my bills and theirs and make sure they are secure when I'm dead.
I'm totally terrfied of being alone with no one around.

Answer 11

My ex is buried out back. Maybe I should have killed him first. I love robbing banks. People say that I'm crazy. I don't understand them. When I wake up in the morning I spin my head around and spit up green stuff. I lost my slingblade. Life is full of red headed men. My past is really my future, and my future is my present. I get annoyed when people breathe. Parties are really sacraficial cult gatherings. I wish I had a knuckle sandwich. Dogs talk louder than lizards. Cats are Russian spies. Tomorrow will come in 3 days. I have low tolerence for money. If I had a million dollars, i would eat it on rye bread. Im totally terrified of cute little puppies.