2007-08-08 15:58:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This song is devoted to a million dollars.
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich
2007-08-08 16:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1). you won a million dollars? clothes, clothes, clothes 2). You found out you were adopted? runaway 3). You had a chance to meet any celebrity you want? scream 4). You know you were going to die in one day? do all the things I have missing out during my life! 5). You had xray glasses that can see through anything? see what other people do in their houses 6). You could decorate the white house? I would take Bush out 7). You could own myspace? sell it to have more money! 8). You could have all super powers? have a good time! 9). You could go back in time? take all the gold out of California 10)You had three wishes? money, health, love 11)You got a call from beyonce? tell her to leave JayZ 12)You found out you ruled a country? I would rule it! 13)You were a playboy bunny(girls) or you were hugh heifner(guys? make men do favors to please me, and I don't give nothing back 14You could talk to micheal jackson? I would tell him to stop fuking little kids 15)You could rule the world for a minute? make myself emperor so I could rule it forever
2016-05-17 10:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give it to George Bush! He knows how to spend money really well!
I already know what's coming! I'm looking forward to it!
2007-08-08 16:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-08 16:02:06 · answer #4 · answered by Transguy17 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
if i had a million dollars, i would spend it !
2007-08-08 16:13:46 · answer #5 · answered by stinger_4202 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i won 10 millin dollars i would take and roll naked in it....
2007-08-08 16:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
die crying because i lost my winning ticket !
2007-08-08 16:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by þíиky ツツツ じò ぴé MufÇ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
give it to a monk-key .
2007-08-08 16:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by Farrera♥Dopre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shopping spree!!!!!!!!! then i would pay hot guys to have sex with me. lol jk jk jk!!!
2007-08-08 16:02:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋