Are you a Democrat, Republican or Texan?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal. 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question !!! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me,
or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Texan's Answer:
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!!
Click ... (The Sounds of Reloading ...)
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!
BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! BANG !!! -------- Click !!!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!!! Were those theWinchester SilverTips or Hollow Points?
Son: Why did that dumb SOBbring a knife to a gun fight?
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist! !!!
2007-08-08 15:09:39 · 18 answers · asked by xenypoo 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I'm a Republican, and a good shot. Only one is needed.
2007-08-08 15:15:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
I didn't think a Texan Republican would shoot another one, but I forgot about Cheney.
2016-05-17 10:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by emelda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Texan all the way!! Was born in Texas, lived here all my life, will die here. Wish all the people that don't think like us native citizens would go back where they came from. Most come here to get rich then go home anyway. They get better treatment from our Government than natural born citizens. So unfair.
2007-08-08 15:29:08 · answer #3 · answered by JR 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Raised as a Texan Republican, now living in No. California - still upholding my roots.
2007-08-08 19:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
LLOLL. Well, I have never been to Texas, but I plan to go there soon....NOT!
I checked out that link for that grop: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/isaveamerica/
it seems pretty good. I think a lot of people can express their views there. remember freedom of speech? seems like a good place to discuss a lot of the political things. Even if yu are from Texas! LOL
2007-08-08 16:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sadly I am a republican and would conserve ammo.
Why was the wife unarmed? She from NM
2007-08-08 16:31:54 · answer #6 · answered by Stand-up philosopher. It's good to be the King 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha that's good!
Here is agood link then to look into: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/isaveamerica/?yguid=319849310
it looks like a good group for pretty much ay person of any party. could use some funny stuff- truth too LOL
Shelly
2007-08-08 15:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A) Texans don't carry Glocks, we prefer Smith & Wessons.
B) No Texan needs that many shots. It would go like this:
4 simultaneous *BANGS*
Bystanders: Nice shootin' y'all.
2013-11-26 17:24:02 · answer #8 · answered by scrapiron.geo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke
Great state
I miss it--take good care of her
I'm sending this to all our friends
Thanks for the laugh
2007-08-08 16:26:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stop answering this question for me. I am perfectly capable of answering myself. I would run of course. I would run and scream and defend myself the best that I could then call the cops not take the law into my own hands. By the way I am a Democrat.
2007-08-08 15:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by Lindsey G 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Texan in CT body.
2007-08-08 15:12:41 · answer #11 · answered by Chainsaw 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋