What do you Say to Get People To Smile when you are Taking a Picture/?

Question

I used to say smile but then they didn't smile. Now i say veggie mite and they smile. (I copied if from scooby doo legend of the vampire ) what do you say to make people to smile for a picture? i want to see how creative and how may ways are there to make people smile for a picture. ( I smile when i see my sister having her bad hair days ( i laugh instead of smile) )

Answer 1

Imagine that you are the most popular person and you are getting your photo done to sign autographs - they smile and grin - sometimes their alterego comes out on that one!

Answer 2

I used to take pics. It depends on who your taking pics of. Here's a few Stinky feet, Banana nose, Whiskey, say Boobs. U get the idea.

Answer 3

Smile. I won the lottery.

Answer 4

I say Smile.

Answer 5

It depends on who they are. If it's some Beavis teen-type,you might say "Hey,have you ever killed a neighbor's pet?" If it's grandma you might want to tell her to look flirty. If it's dad tell him he should have been president.

Answer 6

I'll pretend to trip. Wiggle my mouth and say, "Now be SERIOUS" then glare at them.
If it's a kid I'll angrily say, "STOP that smiling!" and, of course, they don't!
I 'wear' a funny walk.

Answer 7

When my son was small we would tell him to say "jaybird". He would get so tickled and we would always get a great smile!

Answer 8

I say....


Say Cheese!
Smile!


This one is only for parents


Say Cheese OR DIE!

Answer 9

I tell a short joke!!!



Ole & Lena Jokes




Ole and Lena were out walking and Lena clutched her heart and fell to the sidewalk. Ole got out his cell phone and called 9-1-1.
The Operator said "Where are you?"
Ole answered, "Vee were valking and Lena is on de sidewalk on Eucalyptus Street."
The operator asked, "How do you spell that?"
The phone seemed to go dead. The operator kept shouting for Ole. She could hear him panting.
He finally came back on line and said, "I dragged her over to Oak Street, daht's O-A-K."

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Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.
The two lads objected strongly, "Last year vee shot six and the pilot let us put dem all on board and he had the same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff.
Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, "Any idea vere vee are?"
"Yaaah, I tink vee's pretty close to where vee crashed last year."

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Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo ?"
"Yust a minute," said the busy clerk.
"Vell," said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll yust take da bus."

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The judge had just awarded a divorce to Lena , who had charged nonsupport. He said to Ole, "I have decided to give your wife $400 a month for support."
"Vell, dat's fine, Judge," smiled Ole. "And vunce in a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks, myself."

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Lars, the bartender, asked Ole, "Do ya know da difference between a Norwegian and a canoe?"
"No, I don't," answered Ole.
"A canoe will sometimes tip," explained Lars.

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Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely he grumbled, "Vell, deere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!"

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Lars: "Ole, stant in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals are working."
Ole: "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No.."

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Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena 's knee.
Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go a little farther now if ya vant to."
So Ole drove to Duluth.

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Ole died. So Lena went to the local paper to put a notice in the obituaries.
The gentleman at the counter, after offering his condolences, asked Lena what she would like to say about Ole.
Lena replied, "You yust put 'Ole died.' "
The gentleman, somewhat perplexed, asked, "That's it? Just 'Ole died.'? Surely, there must be something more you'd like to say about Ole. If it's money you're concerned about, the first five words are free. We must say something more."
So Lena pondered for a few minutes and finally said, " O.K. You put, Ole died. Boat for sale"

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Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride.
They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.
"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Ole asked excitedly.
"No," replied Lars.
"Vell, don't touch it den," Ole exclaimed, "I took yust vun bite and vent blind!"

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Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars inquired how she was doing with it "Oh," said Ole, "I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet."
"How come?" asked Lars.
"Vell," Ole answered, "because vit a clarinet she can't sing."

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Ole and Lena went to the Olympics. While sitting on a bench a lady turned to Ole and asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?"
Ole replied, "No, I'm Norvegian and my name ain't Valter."

Answer 10

I stick with the tried and true "cheese":