What do you want your epitaph on your tombstone to say?

Question

Ive always wanted "if you can read this you're standing on my ****"

That was a word similar to breasts that begins with T BTW

Answer 1

Bloody dark in here!.

Answer 2

I'll be back! lol

I might get a thumbs down for the explanation but thought I should explain anyway. Having such an epitaph might get a laugh from non believers anyway!

Answer 3

I do not want a tombstone, I would like to be be set free, sprinkle my ashes over my favourite place. Don't waste land on me that could be used to house the living. My life just remembered in my families head. Not on a costly tombstone
In memory of me maybe a water feature in their garden, that can be moved if they move.

Answer 4

Here lay "My Name". Born on October 17, 1980 - Died on "Date". Time Was Long, Time Was Short

Answer 5

I've asked that I be cremated, and have my ashes scattered.

However, I've also said that if someone wants to erect a monument to me (such as a tombstone), what I want to be on it should be, "Best Before: " followed by my date of death.

Answer 6

Here is a woman who liked a laugh, I hope the bank manager likes a laugh as well. She left no money to pay back her big loan. HA HA HA.

Answer 7

Feed the flowers on my grave with lager and hopefully some will soak through to me.

Answer 8

Pledges of love, people carve into the tree I am going to have grown.

Answer 9

I want mine to read:
If a man must die, he should at least die proud of his manhood. It is better to live one day as a lion, than a lifetime as a sheep.... D@#$ those sheep tasted good.

Answer 10

In memory of someone who lived, loved and will never be lost