Make a poem about a Zucini. Best poem gets 10 points?

Question

Lets get to the point. My neighbors are passing a thing on and we pass it down. So my family plans to make a poem or asks me to make a poem cause im a poet. The problem is the poem has to be FUNNY and kinda WEIRD and I can't do that. So your quest is to write a poem about a zucini thats FUNNY and WEIRD. The poem will be ACROSTIC ok. Pleasee be a good poet.

Z
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Thats acrostic just add words.

Thank you.

Let the best poem win.

Answer 1

zesty flavor
unappreciated
crunchy seeds that
cracked my tooth
hot if fried
in a pan
not so tasty
in a water slide

I don't know...mine is pretty dumb..sorry..

***didn't know if you knew that you spelled it wrong?? Maybe you wanted to??

Answer 2

Mindless Acceptance

Answer 3

Since you spelled "zucchini" incorrectly...you get what you asked for :)

Zucini is great
Used in the right way
Cut crosswise as it is held
In a salad lined plate
Nothing's better they say
Irrespective of how it is spelled

:)

Answer 4

Zucchini. Zucchini. So proud and green.
Unlimited uses for this vegetable queen.
Complexly evolving from such a small seed
Capable girth and ability to breed.
Have it fried,raw, grilled or all three
I don't have the slightest clue where we'd be
Never having the nourishing, vibrant, and pesticide free,
I conclude with adoration for the great zucchini.

Answer 5

You spelled "zucchini" wrong. Here's a try with the correct spelling:

Zucchini grows
Under the backyard tree and
Cuts through dirt and root and
Calls shadows under its thick body.
High in the tree a fat pine cone hangs and
It looks down at the fat zucchini and dreams
Nightly of meeting him,
In winter. She wants to wear a pine needle tiara.

Not very good, I know...

Answer 6

Zuchini is tasty
Utterly yummy
Corn is a wastey
It's yellow, and crummy
Not zucini though,
It's good for your tummy!!

Answer 7

Here's my attempt,hope it's okay!!!

Zainy,crunchy,greenish food
Underated & misunderstood
Could it be a pickle too
Insteadof cucumbers;oft said is cool
Nope,guess not,but nice in salads
Its worthy too of poems and ballads

Now with these few words,
My sentiments they r,'tis true
May you gather family and neighbour
I'll now bid you adieu!

Answer 8

Zero hour in the country
Uncle Joe goes hunting
Carrots, beans and tomatoes he finds
In the jungle in his backyard
Now he approaches his evil foe
In the back behind the turnip rows

Answer 9

Zebras dance in the fog of night.
Umbrellas shelter us all from the cold.
Cobras strike with no reason to kill.
I stand alone because i will never grow old.
Nothing can keep me from growing in mind.
In dreams of love there is nothing to find.

(this is not weird or funny, it is actually quite dark, i surprised myself.)

Answer 10

Zuchini is fantastic
U can keep it fresh in plastic
Cook it in a pan to fry it
If you're brave enough to try it
Nothing tastes quite like this food
It's most delicious when it's stewed