Hey, it wasn't my idea. State law requires it. Now I find half the office staff in there for most of the day. Along with a good part of the warehouse staff too.
2007-08-08 09:11:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What r they doing in there? Come on now ur a cool guy get in there and hang out see whats up maybe make a date with a secretary Sheesh don't pass up an opportunity to avoid work and get laid.
2007-08-08 10:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Margo is better than you are 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MEMORANDUM
TO: All Employees
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under “Chronic Offenders.”
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Hey, and another thing, when does the manager/owner/whatever of a comapny have enough time to become a top contributor at Yahoo! Answers? Maybe you're spending time online while they're all in the bathroom? LOL...
2007-08-08 09:41:50 · answer #2 · answered by . 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at the bright side. Morale and interoffice communication has probably never been higher. Doing the paperwork is an integral part of any business, and it sounds like your employees are up to their elbows in paperwork. Just go with the cash flow and keep those spread cheeks, I mean spread sheets in the pink if you want your business to stay flush. Make certain that you monitor the situation and keep the lid on things. Things will work their way out in the end.
2007-08-08 10:55:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple. Eat A LOT of beans and brocolli on a Sunday night and try and enjoy your sleep. The next day, the first thing you do when you arrive at work is go straight for the bathroom. In there, select the stall that is closest to the center of the room. Dump loads of toilet paper in there and flush it until it gets clogged. Then unleash your fury from the previous night on the poor clogged toilet. I doubt anybody will be hanging out in there for the rest of the week.
2007-08-08 09:18:07 · answer #4 · answered by E 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feature their antics on You tube. Hey, this could be free advertising for your company. Make sure you have a company logo in the restroom area.
2007-08-08 12:45:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them it is NOT the Mile High Club!! You are in a pickle though if that is even halfway true. Doesn't surprise me though. I could wait all day before I went to the bathroom with men.
2007-08-08 13:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dovey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put saltpeter (potassium nitrate, I think) in all their food, like they used to do in the military to keep the horn-dogs at bay.
2007-08-08 09:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...Not sure if this would be legal or not, but what if they had to swipe an electronic time card to get in and out?
2007-08-08 09:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by merriman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get some fish and leave them under the sink for a few weeks....
2007-08-08 09:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Livefor2day 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put a timer on the door
2007-08-08 09:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by deb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋