Have you ever wondered if your neighbor actually is Satan?

Question

I have a neighbor that is at best hard to deal with. I think he looks for conflict just so he can try and act tough, he seems to truly enjoy it.
He even seems to enjoy the $60.00 parking tickets he gets for parking a crotch rocket motorcycle in handicapped parking spots. This just seems like a really stupid way to try and act tough, did I miss something?

Answer 1

Now you mention it.
No I haven't gone that far.

But there is some circumstantial evidence to support the thesis.

Once I had a neighbour that:

-Ran a postbox drop point for people laundering money. Had it been for real all these people would have totalled well over 100.

another one we never saw. As soon as we emerged from our dwelling they ran indoor as hit by lightening.

another told the garden people we had booked that it wasn't only our stamp sized garden that needed doing, they also needed to prune their cypresses. The bill was larger than expected.

Then I once had a bit of a prat living next door. Having fires in used oil drums(fortunately they were empty) people on motorbikes hanging around speaking a language nobody understood and generally appeared to be a bunch of tough guys. Monday morning he would go to work at the local council as a clerk.

I also had a neighbour that suffered from Münchausen syndrome (compulsive lying). He has been a commando soldier (gulf-war, Sierra Leone coup, knife and dagger stuff), director for Siemens IT securities and owned a company in Holland. He lives in a 12 foot by 30 foot apartment (still) and works shift a a factory doing production planning as well.

My current neighbour has told everyone that he is moving into my apartment when I move which is apparently soon. I don't know much about it. Since im not moving. He is kind of sad although he is married. Very large TV, nice car, and in the rubbish they throw out there are manuals and books about how to get you intimate relationship to work and an entertaining amount of wrapping that once contained so called novelty toys (do not insert this into a cavity type stuff) and Harley D magazines ( he got the belt and the Deodeodrant) She looks pretty lemon-like so they are a beautiful couple.

On the large I have had good neighbours. And I have certainly always tried to be one even though it has been real difficult occasionally:

As a child the man next door had a hunch back and I was scared of me. My nanna said he would never marry and true he didn't.

I once lived by the river and I had to go and find my across-the street- neighbour-living -on-a-boat out in town and have her confined to a mental hospital. She was having a nervous breakdown and people just thought it was funny she was walking around not properly dressed and crying.

I also had to help a neighbour when the ambulance arrived to take his senile and ill wife away, never to come home again before she passed.

Over the years we have minded countless rabbits, hamsters, rats, cats and kept eyes on houses.

Also shared cats at dinner time with someone that I wouldn't have gotten to know otherwise (10 years ago, we are still in touch, the cat is now dead).

Most recently I had to go around and say hello to my neighbour that I don't know at all that well. She has just been widowed and I felt I needed to see if there was anything I could do to help.

It has been countless coffees, teas, cakes, kids barbecues, shopping, chatting.

On the whole I enjoy the contact I have with people in the neighbourhood and go a long way to be polite and smoothing out (got children) since it is easier to create conflict than it is to mend anything. I keep my distance, not getting too close but is friendly and helpful.

Answer 2

This guys beyond Satan, Dan ... come on ... he rides a crotch rocket! Ewe! That explains a whole lot right there! He has small penis ... OOPS! I mean Harley envy, of course! LOL

Does the loser know you're an ex-cop? He may be purposely trying to aggravate you because of that. I've seen it happen to my uncles more than once. Either way ... he's a low life form - at the least - for parking in a handicap spot. Those are the kind of people I wish I could hire Uncle Guido to "take out". The world would be MUCH better off. ;-)

Speaking of neighbors ... I loved mine ... then they suddenly disappeared due to a "family" emergency and some friends of theirs moved in to "watch" the house for them. That seemed strange enough ... then last week the U.S. Marshall's showed up asking about the "neighbors who owned the house next door". GREAT! I hung out with these people on occasion before they left? What the h*ll? This is a decent neighborhood. Guess there's truth in the fact that you never really know your neighbors!

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Answer 3

I once had a neighbor whose son I would have sworn was the son of satan. He was a mean little freckled face red headed kid who liked to torture small animals. He also had a problem with wetting his pants and was blamed for setting fire to someones newspaper! Hmm....Maybe not the son of satan, but all the makings for a sociopath at a minimum!

Answer 4

I have neighbors in the past that I have wondered about because they seem like they could be relatives of Satan.

My next door neighbor screams at her kids from the door and you'd think that her head would spin around and she'll vomit pea soup. She hasn't yet (at least that I am aware of)

Answer 5

I don't have a problem with any of my neighbors but yours would get on my nerves. There must be a way to deal with that jerk,legally,that would give you satisfaction. Like have his crotch rocket towed away.

Answer 6

My neighbor isn't Satan, just a harmless redneck. And yes, the crotch rocket boys get on my nerves as well.

Answer 7

I have always thought Satan married my brother, so I'm pretty sure she is alive and well torturing the souls of my brother and their offspring. Betcha your neighbor is Her brother. Sounds like a real tool. $60 ticket for a disabled ticket? That's all? The cops here write them for $250. Shall I send him a flaming bag of poo?

Answer 8

I know for sure my neighbor isn't satan- But I know for sure he is his right hand man!

As for Mr. Small Man, well, I have a feeling that maybe when the tickets amount to the worth of the bike he might realize it's not worth it... That idiot!

Answer 9

I'm pretty sure mine is. Her kids have done things to our property & she seems to be insulated somehow. Today I had one of my dogs in front of the house on a chain to feed & bathe her & when I went into the house, I noticed 6 unsupervised kids looking at her & making noises at her. At least 2 of them didn't live there. I brought her in before they took her or hurt her. This was a good block before these people moved in.

Answer 10

Some neighbors are horrible, Have you seen Ejades questions, she has the worst.lol
Maybe he is jealouse of you and thinks by messing with you he looks better!!! Is he married♥