Under the bed is taken so buzz off! ;-)
2007-08-08 06:34:15 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
here's the thing with jehovas...they only believe that a certain number of people are getting into heaven. if they knock on the door, answer it and say, "now i understand that your beliefs are that only a certain number of people will get into heaven...by recruiting me to believe as you believe, wouldn't that lessen YOUR chances? Do you really want to take that risk?!" Then shut the door.
2007-08-08 06:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Just like I do at home, Turn everything off, lock the door and stand there for 2 hours watching them knock thru the little peep-hole. hours? Yes they don't give up easily LOL
2007-08-08 14:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL d@mn. thats where i was gonna go!
well it doesn't matter ,i have my door shut and locked and the shades are drawn tight (the bats hate the light). So,if they persist with their knocking ,i guess i will just let them in.
I hear they are tasty with katsup.
JK witness ppls. to each his own. and i'm just funnin' ...
...the bats stay in the basement. ;)
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2007-08-08 13:42:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Play that Jimi Hendrix song
" All along the watchtower full blast " so you don't hear them knocking on your door when they stop by : )
2007-08-08 13:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
put a sign on the door: "No Soliciting, No Jehovah's Witnesses!!" If they still ring the bell, open the door, point to the sign and tell them "THIS MEANS YOU!"
2007-08-08 13:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by woodlands127 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slap a sign on the fence that says .. "My guard dog can make it over the fence in 2.5 seconds ... can you?!!
I don't think they'll call my bluff. :)
2007-08-08 13:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Carol♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't think they know how to have fun???? hahaha trust me......
You never know how many are here!!!
ohhhh come out from under the bed!!!!!
2007-08-08 13:43:12 · answer #7 · answered by itty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Break out the hose.
2007-08-08 13:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Rachel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the "Watchtower"..give them a buck, and shut the door.
2007-08-08 13:38:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i invite them in for pizza and sprite. what a way to spend four days!
2007-08-10 11:36:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋