My pet goldfish Lou's triplets joined the school of fish! And they keep bringing bad reports home from their swimming lessons!
The teacher says they do not practise their strokes, are negligent and lazy! What should I do?
2007-08-08 05:53:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The teacher is afraid that they might drown one day.
2007-08-08 05:54:02 · update #1
Sprinkle all their food on the far side of the aquarium and make them swim for their supper.
2007-08-08 05:59:27 · answer #1 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you and Lou can work out a schedule where you come each day and stir up the bowl so the three have to swim, like it or not. Sort of a tutor to the fishes.
2007-08-08 12:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by Jess 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I think you best start getting more involved in their swimming lessons and teach them that they have to swim better or they are going belly up.
2007-08-08 12:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As soon as the the opposite sex joins the "school", they'll take to it like a fish in the ocean.
2007-08-08 18:47:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enroll them in Johnny Barracuda's School of Swimming.
There, they either sink or swim.
2007-08-08 12:56:49 · answer #5 · answered by nutsfornouveau 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should go take him to the Angel Fish Counselor, maybe somthings wrong! Or have a nice talk with his teacher. Whatevery you do......don't ground him! haha -
2007-08-08 12:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by XD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strip them of their color. Let the world see who they really are. On second hand give Darla a call, she'll know how to handle 'em.
2007-08-16 09:04:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, ground them and take away their TV privileges and video games and cell phones and computers and iPods until they bring those grades up!!
2007-08-14 06:52:12 · answer #8 · answered by Oblivia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their spirits are probably just down. A pep rally might be in order.
2007-08-08 12:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by Mav 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flush them down the pottie and out to sea!!
2007-08-08 12:57:45 · answer #10 · answered by SavvySue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋