Other than NEVER having to FAKE a big O ...... Name 3 reasons it's good to be a GUY..????

Answer 1

'm Glad I Am A Man
I'm glad I'm a man, of that I am proud.
I'm not at all bitchy, annoying and loud.
I won't try to squeeze in jeans three sizes too small.
My credit card is still good when I leave from the mall.

I won't drink Diet Coke, or eat a rice cake.
There's no silicone here, my chest isn't fake.
My face isn't "lifted," my bra isn't stuffed,
I do what's proper, I leave the toilet seat up.

It doesn't take hours to fix up my hair,
I don't see the need to use bathrooms in pairs.
I won't throw a tirade and then blame PMS.
I'm a man and I'm glad I can deal with my stress.

I have intuition, I never get lost.
I share household duties, I won't try to be the boss.
I'm a man and with that comes a high sense of class,
I won't wear a swimsuit that rides up my ***.

I won't cry like a baby when Bambi gets shot
I don't make up false places, like the infamous "G-spot."
I won't go out at night in a black mini-skirt,
then slap anybody that just tries to flirt.

You crazy women scare me, you have lots of gall,
To make Lorena a hero for hacking off balls.
Yes, I'm pleased to be male and I don't mean to gloat.
I'm sorry you don't understand how to work the remote.

I'll never tease you, or play hard to get.
If I don't get my way, I won't throw a fit.
I don't worry much about breaking a nail,
My face without makeup isn't distorted and pale.

I'll never say one thing while meaning another.
When life gets real hard, I won't run to my mother.
In order to understand just who I am;
You need a Y-chromosome; it's what makes you a man.

Answer 2

I think you have already decided on the 1st boyfriend. Let him go I think he already knows it's not working. As for Paul he has to make his own mistakes and choices. Let him know how you feel about him. But you can't be mad about his choice. If he can't see his girlfriend for what she is then why would you want him? What would you say to your friend if she asked you this question? You have your whole life ahead of you and you don't need a boyfriend to define who you are. Make yourself happy and watch the boys come flying to you.

Answer 3

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.
People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend (!).
2 pairs of shoes are more than enough.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
We only have to shave your face and neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all four seasons.
We can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
We can do your nails with a pocketknife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Answer 4

Being able to lift heavy objects, Never having to wax my legs again *ouch*, A few xtra pounds wouldnt be a big deal

edit* Mrs Messy nailed it!

Answer 5

1. You can pee anywhere!
2. You can write your name in the snow.
3. You look more natural scratching there than a woman does.

Nuff said.

Answer 6

You get to pee standing up .. big time saver!

God blesses you with beautiful, long eyelashes, while we spend zillions of dollars on mascara! (bitter)

You can roll out of bed, put on a ball cap, t shirt and jeans and look sexy.


EDIT:: I like Food Dude's answer about opening jars .. I'm always looking for help from cute boys to help with that! =)

Answer 7

1. The lines at the restrooms are shorter

2. We can use remote controls

3. The lines at the restrooms are shorter

Answer 8

No periods, doesn't take a long time to get prepared (for anything), can get away with sleeping with alot of people

Answer 9

Guys fake orgasms too.

1. Can pee standing up.

Nothing else comes to mind!

Answer 10

a guy can have a pot belly and get away with it.
they can be bald and considered sexy.
they can use condoms,easy on and easy off!
one more,they can curse up a storm and be macho.sh*t!