The cucumber has left the salad.
I can see the gun of Navarone.
Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
You've got Windows on your laptop.
Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
Dr. Kimble has escaped!
You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis
2007-08-08 05:27:22 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When Winston Churchill was addressing the House of Commons, his fly was open and one of his Party members called it to his attention,. He responded with one of the great classic remarks of all time: "Did you ever see and old bird fall out of its' nest?"
2007-08-08 05:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Those are great, but I just use the XYZPDQ one. But then everyone knows what you're talking about, so I think I'll start using the You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones or the You've got Windows on your laptop one.
2007-08-08 05:32:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow - that is quite a list.
But whatever you do, don't zip up the zipper for them. Believe or not I had a neighbor that did that to a co-worker and she got fired for sexual harassment.
Stick to the phrases and you'll be OK. :)
2007-08-08 05:38:09 · answer #3 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I would just tell them their fly was unzipped rather than looking like a dolt and saying something weird.
2007-08-08 05:29:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Catch the barn door buddy before your horse runs off.
2007-08-08 05:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
"You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
^^ I liked this one the best.. I plan on using it in the future, thank you.
2007-08-08 05:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by ℓάced 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!!! I love the "You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary." That's hilarious!! So, so true.
:-D
2007-08-08 07:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Holly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Barn door is open, dont let the horse out.
2007-08-08 06:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ...My daughter told her Daddy the other day * Daddy the cows about to leave the barn* I cracked up laughing when she said that.
2007-08-08 05:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by NickyNawlins 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The hot dog is out of the bun
2007-08-08 05:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by help already 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋