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Hillary Clinton Gets Some Advice

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

Ho! I really don't want to do that.

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

2007-08-08 04:14:48 · 12 answers · asked by David 1 in Arts & Humanities History

12 answers

I won't dispute the fact that the former presidents you mentioned had ambition but I feel that the ambition they possessed was to actually serve this country the best they could. I do feel that in todays political climate, people like Hillary Clinton have personal ambition for the purposes of creating power and influence for themselves and a few close associates.

2007-08-08 04:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by rollmanjmg 4 · 0 0

nice one.

in my country (Poland) it's the politicians who are a sad joke

To the guy who praises Clinton- the "8 years of peace" include the debacle of Somalia, bombing Iraq every day and starting two wars against Yugoslavia just - to get his excellency's "stained dress" off the front pages

And don't forget to add "6 years of relentless Dem sabotage" to the Bush "summary"

2007-08-08 11:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by cp_scipiom 7 · 0 0

You're a clown. Funny...
To all of whom may take offense to this...
Lighten up people, it's just a joke!!!!

2007-08-08 11:40:35 · answer #3 · answered by stinkydoo 2 · 0 0

8 years of peace and prosperity under President Bill Clinton.

6.5 years of bloody and escelating war and declining economy under Bush.

---You tell me what's the real joke party.---

2007-08-08 11:25:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Vincent Van Jessup 6 · 0 2

I have heard that joke about every president since FDR, and I laugh every time.

2007-08-08 11:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by bgee2001ca 7 · 0 1

That's an awesome joke.

2007-08-08 11:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by siopses777 2 · 0 0

Um...Republicans FTL!

2007-08-08 11:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by Orly? 3 · 1 1

Ouch...

2007-08-08 11:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Jay L 4 · 1 0

yes

2007-08-08 11:17:00 · answer #9 · answered by lukee 5 · 0 1

That was freaken hysterical!!

2007-08-08 11:17:53 · answer #10 · answered by vinster82 5 · 0 2

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