I can't talk to girls no matter how much i try. I tried to chat up a girl once. I called her "pumpkin t*ts" and she slapped me. How can I relax
2007-08-08 02:30:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If that's the best you can manage then it's probably for the best that you don't talk to them at all!
I find that talking to the opposite sex usually goes better if it's not a one on one situation, try meeting women in a group situation, drink in moderation to loosen you up but not to get too silly.
Stay away from any comments that have to do with her physical attributes no matter how pumpkin like they might be and how much you want to stick your head between them! Also steer clear of anything to do with weight or her general appearance, even if you think it's a great compliment, women are bonkers, I am one so I know.
Nice, normal (and a bit boring) conversation at first until you can gauge her responses, buy her a drink perhaps, how's she doing, has she lived in the area long, etc (boring!). Normally something will crop up that you can say 'yes I've done that/lived there/been there/etc'.
If she's giving you the cold shoulder or looks uncomfortable then back off. If she's mean to you then bring back the pumpkins. This could include a wide range of rounded fruit and veg or objects, don't feel restricted to just pumpkins! Unless she doesn't actually have anything much, in which case you could go for more fried egg related comments. Make sure you make a rude comment out of slapping distance next time.
Good luck!
2007-08-08 02:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by NikC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PUMPKIN T*TS!!! HAHA!!! GO YOU!!! You need to find someone who's approachable, someone who's going to accept you in to a conversation with ease. Or you could always try a 'pull-a-pig' night, but that's just chauvinistic and shallow, before anyone else says it ;)
2007-08-08 02:36:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple...just relax and be yourself!! If being yourself means calling them "pumpkin t*ts", call them that way ....even if it means getting yet another hot slap.....but remain yourself!!!
2007-08-08 02:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know how you can relax, it depends on what calms you down. You just have to be calm and confident and if you are maybe a girl will come on to you.
2007-08-08 02:33:50 · answer #4 · answered by Nicole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep being yourself eventually you'll find the girl that likes being call pumkintits. I think its sweet.
2007-08-08 02:41:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drugs weed
2007-08-08 02:32:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I think Pumkin boobs would have done the trick.
2007-08-08 02:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by Bruce Aurora 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretend she's a guy.
2007-08-08 02:33:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheheheee
2007-08-08 02:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by gypsy g 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋