I want to hear about......... The funniest, Craziest situation you have been in...?

Question

Hi all

Bored at work and thought hearing about the funniest or craziest situation you have been in would cheer me up......

Answer 1

I was on my rag and my husband pissed me off so I scooped out a handful of blood and rubbed it on his face.

Answer 2

This guy is a LOSER! He's staying with her so he doesn't get in trouble for child support? A good dad would be honest and truthful and not mess around with peoples heads just to not get in trouble himself. And he lost his license?? Why on earth would you want to be with a guy like this?? seriously?? You must not have very high self-confidence if your putting up with this kind of crap. What if it was your 3 month old baby that you guys had together and he was doing the same thing to you that he's doing to his baby's mom? You need a reality check quick~!

Answer 3

Well, I don't know about funniest, but a few months ago, after me and a couple of my friends finished a play, we all decided to go to Freindly's and get some ice cream... nothing really happened (yet) just we were LOUD!!!!!! Anyway, when we got our ice cream, we toasted, and one of the girl's water's was hot and spilled all over the girl next to me! We used up all the napkin's in the holder to clean it up, but then we had no where to put it...so we put it in the cup! We were so loud and obnoxious that we made another couple leave, and we were lucky we didn't get kicked out of the restaurant

Answer 4

Me and a friend were in New York for St Patricks Day and had been on the beer for god knows how long and finished up at this bar called Jimmys Corner around 5am, as we were heading back to the hotel we had to go through Times Square, bizarrely there was a guy on the corner dressed in a giant Sponge Bob outfit so my friend took it upon himself to run full speed and rugby tackle the guy, he wasn't impressed and started to throw some punches, I had to go and help my mate who was getting sponged (sorry bout that!) but the guy was having none of it..after about 2 mins of swinging wildly in a drunken stupor I spotted a few guys with cameras running towards us (tourists) so decided to leg it...how surreal it is to then look behind you as you are doing the Linford Christie to see about 8 Chinese tourists and a guy dressed in a giant Sponge Bob outfit hot on your tail...I kid you not.

Answer 5

Caught my Penis in my fly ouch and humorous.. Also went to the kitchen once and got a drink while standing near the dinning table my damn cat scratched my naked Penis, 2 fine marks left. All OK very minor, I think I should be a little bit more careful.. I laughed at my stupidity...

Answer 6

As a teenager I went to the mall with several of my friends. We went through a bridal shop. It wasn't planned or anything just kinda happened. As the lady approached to see if we needed help, my boyfriend bent down on one knee and asked me to marry him, I wasn't sure if he was serious or just goofin around. I hesitated so another guy (my x boyfriend) told him I must not love him that way, so he got down on one knee and proposed. So then I knew it was just a joke. The store clerk was watching this with her mouth hanging open! So I decided to play along. I told them both that they would have to prove who was better. My boyfriend proceeded to take off his shirt and flex his muscles, then my x proceeded to do the same. Then I told them who ever picked out the prettiest wedding dress would get a few points. They took off through the store pulling dresses off the shelves and held them up yelling to me, "Is this pretty enough?" and then ran to the checkout. The clerk was at the counter picked up the phone and said we were to leave or she was calling the police immediately. My boyfriend leaned over and said let me help ya little lady, and punched 911. We then immediately ran out of the store. So much for being a teen, and in love! It was funny at the time, but now I think of the poor clerk!

Answer 7

Well Its Not Really A Situation But. I Have Really Big Boobs And My Friends aSKED Me Can I See My Shoes (I WAS LIKE YES) And They Where Like Oh Cuz Those Things Is Huge

Answer 8

I was in a club with some mates one night (slightly merry) and spotted another group of pals dancing away. I sneaked up behind my friend Heidi and grabbed her boobs, yelling "Ride 'em, cowboy!".

She turned around. It wasn't Heidi.

It was some poor random girl whose norks had just been grabbed by some freakoid woman.

I got glasses after that.

Answer 9

one time, years ago, i was at some friends house swimming, i went the the restroom, came out and was just about to go back in the pool when i heard people laughing (at me!!) I didn't know what it was for, so I just smiled and pretended I thought whatever it was was funny too..... Just as I was ready to jump in the pool, the guy who owned it was like "uh, honey, you have toilet paper stuck to your foot!" I was so embarrassed & I turned as pink as my bathing suit!!

Have fun at work!
here's a joke for you:

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead.
Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

Have a nice day!!

Answer 10

OK one time i was vistiing an old friend and i was far from home, on the way back i was both high and drunk, driving down the highway i see a strip club, im like sure thats a great idea, i get off the high way and pull in the parking lot, its closed its like 2:30 in the morning, but they must h ave closed a few min before cause there were a lot of people leaving, i see this drunk kid walkin around the parking lot, talkin on his cell phone, he was about my age 21,22 he had to be, he comes up to my car and says man can i get a ride all my friends ditched me,i asked where he was goin and he said the town right next to where i was headed, i told him hop in, he then proceded to PASSSS OUT. im now driving with no direction on where to go, towns r big, gettting to the town no prob where at in it is a diff story, i shoved him, nothin, i shook him, nothin, i yelled, nohtin, this kid was out cold. now im like sh*t i got this drunk loser in my car, so i pull into a gas station and go inside and luckily the kid working there was my age tooo!. so i tell him the story and we both get a big laugh, he comes out side with me and we decide to call the cops, no remember im high and drunk, and i have a bowl in the car, im like dude can i put my bowl in ur store, hes like sure, and he puts it where they store cofee cups, the cops come and i tell them the story, the cop opens my door and pulls on the guy and he falls flat onto the ground right out the car, he eventually wakes up stands up looks around puzzled like no other and goes -oh im sorry man- im like i tryed to get u home dude, u passed out, he gets in the cop car and they leave,i get my bowl back and get back on the highway.

Answer 11

My buddy got pulled over and got a DUI...I was passed out in the passenger seat during the whole thing and the cop woke me up...he said we're taking your friend DAN in to jail...I acted sober and responsible and asked all the right questions (when can I get him? what will the bond be? etc)...The cop then tells me to call someone for a ride home...so I call my buddy up to come get me...The phone is ringing...and the cop, holding my friend DAN's ringing phone, yells over to me "I don't think DAN can give you a ride home tonight!"...Man that was embarrassing