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2007-08-08 00:45:14 · 15 answers · asked by plush 2 in Education & Reference Trivia

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2007-08-09 16:47:41 · answer #1 · answered by mjh 5 · 0 0

Take him for a romantic meal after building it up for a few days, telling him you have something important to ask him.

When the atmosphere is warm and intimate take his hand over the table and look deep into his eyes. Then say in the most glottal voice you can produce so it sounds very deep and masculine,

"Darling, I have really enjoyed tonight...you always make me feel so feminine. Especially important because I used to be called Stuart before my operation...."

2007-08-08 07:54:29 · answer #2 · answered by John S 4 · 3 0

Have him stand in a row with a few other guys. Tell the whole group, "anybody with a girlfriend take one step forward." When the boyfriend starts to take the step, say "where are you going?"

2007-08-08 11:10:08 · answer #3 · answered by jack of all trades 7 · 4 0

Go to a basketball game and at half time (you know when you can send a text and have it appear on that big screen...thats how it is in atl...)but send a text that says "mike newton it over!!! oh and you have to walk home love jessica." but tell him to pay close attenion to the screen whle you go get him a drink....then leave

2007-08-08 17:28:50 · answer #4 · answered by mia 2 · 1 0

Groundhog day, then your boyfriend might get mad and kill a ground hog, in which case the groundhog will not have a chance to see its shadow, or not see its shadow, therefore extending the winter by default, which in turn makes everyone in america unhappy. therefore, when you avoid dumping your boyfriend on Groundhog day, you're not just doing it for yourself, you're doing it for you country. God Bless America.

2007-08-08 11:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by brandonolsono 2 · 0 1

Literally dump him.

2007-08-08 10:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by captaink3333 2 · 0 0

When it's your Boyfriend's Birthday sleep with his brother, than make your own card saying something to embarrass him like "How could you make me pregnant?" and than kicking his crotch area.
P.S. Make sure all his friends are there. Than they will see what a horrible person he is.

2007-08-11 12:37:35 · answer #7 · answered by ŦŌŇŶ 2 · 0 0

Take him for a drive in the country and leave him there...

2007-08-08 07:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

kicking bf in the nuts is always popular

2007-08-08 07:52:28 · answer #9 · answered by succubus 5 · 0 0

Tell him you have to start charging him just like everyone else.

2007-08-08 08:42:11 · answer #10 · answered by open4one 7 · 2 1

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