2007-08-08 00:35:23 · 59 answers · asked by special sock puppet 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Your girlfriends phone number.
2007-08-08 00:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by Clark in the City 4 · 10⤊ 4⤋
Sadly to say, "Dirty Abandoned Socks"
Gas station bathroom's are todays modern day new depository for disgarded socks. Society has sunken to the depths of depravity that would allow them to abandon socks that have done NO crime to anyone. Socks that have served well and given their entire lifes to covering man-kinds feet and carrying man's weight.
With NO compensation and out of the goodness of their hearts and what do they get in return.
"I was changing my tire and my feet got muddy. I go into the restroom to clean my feet. I was my foot and my shoe but I disgard my sock. Who cares, I can get more socks!. "
"I think it's time that socks across the world should unite and ARISE against the terror and the injustice, That IS man. ARISE, my sock nation. Arise. Arise."
"AAAAHHHH"...... "No, No, I won't be silenced!"..... "AAAAHHHH"........
Excuse me. This is I Said It. Disregard EVERYTHING my sock just said. He was talking out of his shoe. He's had too much foot powder, he always gets that way, when he has too much!
2007-08-08 01:17:52 · answer #2 · answered by Market Magician 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A very long and unflushable extra-wide poopie from a gay man (that's why it's extra-wide!) that's hanging a bit over the rim over the seat itself---festering, slowly drying and covered with the eggs of cloud of mating flies who are instinctively seizing the opportunity to make whoopie and reproduce.
2007-08-08 19:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A puddle of fluid around the base of the toilet. It may not be water! And isn't it disgusting how you have to tip-toe around and about it because, if you accidently step into it, you notice the next time you set your foot down your shoe sticks to the floor--ugh!
2007-08-08 16:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1000000000 germs
a nice message on the door say a "nice" thing about some one or the name of the one who was there
a noise fan, the one that turns on when you turn on the light
the lock,they never work and you always pee with the fear that some one it' gonna open the door while u r in there!
sorry a name more then one but those bathrooms are so ....well colorful
2007-08-08 00:37:55 · answer #5 · answered by denise m 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Considering the filthy state some of them are in, a wide variety
of malicious as yet undiscovered germs.
or to use an old Star trek quote :
' it's life Jim....but not as we know it '
2007-08-08 00:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Germs
2007-08-08 00:53:17 · answer #7 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
a rat tail hung in a trap hoping for mercy in each corner of the floor''
2007-08-08 03:18:47 · answer #8 · answered by kay kay 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Soap because after I'd need to clean my hands.
2007-08-08 00:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by kollwitz71 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Condoms.
2007-08-08 00:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by EM 6 · 4⤊ 3⤋
An unflushed toilet. That is why I try to stop at gas stations that have a few bushes around them.
2007-08-08 00:39:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 4⤋