A man takes his saint Bernard to the vet. 'he’s been behaving funny lately, and his nose isn’t wet anymore.' the vet picked the dog up and looked at its nose. 'I’m going to have to put him down,’ said the vet. 'why, just because his nose s dry?' asked the man is disbelief. "no, because he’s too heavy!"
2007-08-08 00:32:35 · 14 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Suxie I AM a senior citizen
2007-08-08 00:44:35 · update #1
What is it that upsets you people , me putting a joke in the seniors site,cos that tuf, these are for my friends to cheer us oldies up !If you dont like it dont read 'em
2007-08-08 00:46:11 · update #2
And Annabelle, I am the senior citizen
2007-08-08 00:47:11 · update #3
That was funny. I think you should continue to post them where ever you feel like. Who cares what other people think? Make them laugh!!!
2007-08-08 01:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Girly Girl 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
One I got this am that is also an oldie but good for a laugh. A lady calls her boy friend one morning and says can you come over here, I have a new jig saw puzzle that is driving me crazy. He said, sure and went right over. She had the 'puzzle' spread out across the table. He said, what is it suppose to be she said a Tiger. He said -- lets have a cup of coffee and talk a bit. She said Ok, still staring at her puzzle. He got her to sit down and explained to her that it was never going to look like a Tiger--it was a box of cornflakes! Ha on the joke haters. I think this could have been a sr moment.
2007-08-08 09:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by lilabner 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nice, real nice. I bet the senior citizen in your story is the dog, the saint Bernard right?
2007-08-08 07:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by annabelle p 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one PeeMee, heard it before but it still makes me smile.
2007-08-08 08:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't this be in the Jokes and Riddles section?
Oh, and yes it is very old, but still quite funny
2007-08-08 07:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
That's a very cute joke & I love hearing "clean" jokes. Keep them coming & like you said, if they don't like them, don't read them. :)
2007-08-08 11:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Shortstuff13 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol made me laugh ! x
gona give you a star x
omg people are getting well offended by it..its a god damn joke x
2007-08-08 08:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by A$H 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. That was cute. I don't think I ever heard that one before.
2007-08-08 10:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hardy - Har - Har
2007-08-08 10:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...but ummm, where does the senior citizen bit come into it?
2007-08-08 07:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋