it's bad weather here, and the water's rising. i feel i'm getting "blackout".Craziest answer gets the points.
2007-08-07 22:17:37 · 20 answers · asked by 36 6 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Philippines
vandalhartz...espanya river? i thought that was venice, manila. thanks for the tip.never realized we got our own "romantic" europe.
2007-08-08 07:29:41 · update #1
you're afraid of the rising waters? fear not! i'll have my yaya buy you a jetski. which color do you want?
Yaya.........
email me your details so i'll know where to have it delivered, and if you don't like jetskis, i'll just tell my yaya to get you a yacht instead.
Yaya!!!!!!!
LOL
2007-08-15 06:09:58 · answer #1 · answered by jen_major_uno 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you better prepare your lifeboat so that during the night you can just simply sleep in there like a baby rocking to and fro. Oh, be sure to use mosquito net with sewn blanket on top so that when you wake up you will be protected from sunburn as you enjoy your cruise!
2007-08-08 07:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by Mutya P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are Pharaoh. King of the Nile. The River God.
It would be undignified if you were to be carried off by the flood on top of the refuse of the polluted cities.
2007-08-08 06:14:19 · answer #3 · answered by Aref H4 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because a medaterrainian monkey carring the ebola virus could float into your room on a surf board, poor gasoline all over you and your stuff, then light a match and Escape right before giving you the disease and letting you burn to death.
2007-08-08 05:31:59 · answer #4 · answered by Animonster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for some reason, when i was a little kid living in the philippines, i absolutely loved floods. during rainy days when the water level was so high that it reached our house, i would swim in it with my cousins all along my parents never did anything to stop me. lol theyre crazy now that i think of it.
2007-08-08 05:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by soapsuds 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is nothing to be afraid of a threat of flooding.try climbing onto the roof with a radio.then listen to the instructions given.wait for the helicopter,then try waving your hands so the rescue team can spot you.just don't panic.
2007-08-08 05:41:09 · answer #6 · answered by lina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because floods are made out of Water
2007-08-08 05:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Kolitha Bandara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be afraid. be very afraid. you can get electocuted like the boy who was walking on sidewalk and touched d lamppost n died. your house can get washed away cuz of landlslides. you can get dipteria cuz the water gets dirty. you cud get alipunga cuz your feet always wet. you cud get the mikrobyo from dead rats and this can kill you in hours. you could catch a cold because you are always wet n d cold can become serious n you are admitted in d hospital n die becuz of hospital-acquired-infection n not becuz of your original sickness.
be very afraid. scream!
2007-08-14 02:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe because you don't know how to swim and can't do anything if the floodwater gets to you hehehe. also imagine all the bacteria that will touch your skin once the water gets too high,i.e. floating diapers, napkins and other what have yous that you don't want to get near to.
2007-08-11 03:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by bojeje 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably you could die because some rat peed in your water or sometin and you drink it and you choke and then you fall in the water and no one ever finds your body!!!
2007-08-08 05:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by Kara A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋