Its 100 degrees in the desert, and a man lies exhausted and dying of thirst. He has stripped all his clothes off except his shorts, but is still sweating badly from the heat. From out behind a sand dune a salesman appears, staggering under the weight of a load of clean, new, white shirts. smiling winningly, the salesman tries to sell the dying man a shirt. 'Good grief,’ said the man. 'I’m dying of thirst, and boiling to death, the last thing I need is a shirt!' the salesman shrugs, bids him farewell, and disappears behind the sand dune. the parched man crawls along the ground, desperately trying to reach a building he can see in the distance.
As he gets closer he can see that there are all types of cool, refreshing drinks to choose from. Mustering up the last of his strength he goes up to the door. 'Sorry,' said the doorman, barring the way. 'you cant come in without a shirt.'!!!
2007-08-07 21:54:10 · 10 answers · asked by Croeso 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You see...we oldies still got humour,we're not all miserable old f****
(but I can be) lol
2007-08-07 22:07:01 · update #1
Big smile..love ya name Razzle
2007-08-07 22:07:53 · update #2
Quizard...theres always one!!
2007-08-07 22:16:56 · update #3
Many Casha, very many
2007-08-07 22:18:02 · update #4
lololollololol
2007-08-07 22:04:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
2007-08-08 01:11:32 · answer #2 · answered by Roxy. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious!!
Here's a funny story for you that happened today.
My friend: I have ADHD! I can controlit by faith alone, but yet you can't control your depression by faith alone! If your faith was strong enough you would be able to control the depression by faith alone!
Me: Remind me to not marry somebody with ADD or ADHD with the same beliefs okay?
My friend: Hey that's mean I take it as an insult!
Me: Oh don't worry you'll lose track of it for a while in five seconds.
------- SILENCE -------
My friend: I'll lose track of what?
Yeah he "really" controlled ADHD by faith alone! LOL
2007-08-07 22:29:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sapphire 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was better when it was a tie salesman
2007-08-07 22:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The question is should you give into a sales man?
That is good...
2007-08-07 22:27:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahahahaha!
I'm going to copy this one....
lol...lol
2007-08-08 00:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Afi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep, this is the kind of luck most of us would have.
2007-08-08 03:39:16 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny-keep'em coming!
2007-08-07 22:13:09 · answer #8 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe liked it .......got anymore
2007-08-07 22:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by casha1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-07 22:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋