What's the weirdest thing you've had in your nostril?

Answer 1

my son's toe

Answer 2

a tiny square peice of sponge lived in my nostril for 5months
that stunk like satans underpants after 2 weeks of being there
it was when i was a small boy
everyone could smell it when it released the odour
apart from me,my mother after sniffing me up and down
for 5mnths pinpointed it to my nostril ,where upon she dragged and run me to the doctors ,doctor looked up my nose,stuck a pair of tweezers right upto my brain nearly and pulled the sponge down it stank so bad,she opened the windows door the lot,it turned out that i used to like rubbing soft material between my top lip and nose in bed before going to sleep,and this peice of sponge was from a hole in my pillow !the stuffing.I must have fell asleep and breathed deeply up my nose and that is the weirdest thing i had up my nostril

Answer 3

A toy soldier's cap, it was a Yankee cavalry.

Also, once while eating rice, I coughed, in which as I coughed, some rice caught at the back of my throat, then sneezed, and some how the rice was then in my nasal cavity.

My sister's party trick is to snort back a condom and pull the end through the back of her throat and through her mouth.

Answer 4

Play-Dough

Answer 5

A rolled up $100 bill on numerous occasions when I wanted smooth vs.chunky. ;oD

Answer 6

A drainage tube through my nose to my lung to drain blood out of it. And I still smoke go figure.

Answer 7

A Skittle!

Answer 8

Coffee grounds. I was a kid and thought it smelled great, took a big whiff and had to blow my nose the rest of the day.

Answer 9

my kids finger, one of mine is quite skilled at the sneak attack on my nose and he thinks it's hilarious. But he put chalk up his own nose, so clearly he has a nose thing and trips to the ER in his future.

Answer 10

I am like Homer Simpson...lol
a crayon

Answer 11

a $50 bill