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"Wanna see my prison tattoos?"

2007-08-07 15:58:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 7 0

When did u first find out that we were dating??? 1 or 2 years after??

2007-08-07 15:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have to ask y ou about your plans to support my future as a "not working person." So now that we're going to be related I bet you'll be happy to know as soon as we "tie the knot" I am planning on quitting my job and abdicating all real responsibility in this world to pursue my "art desires." You may laugh but they called Hitler a dreamer when he painted and look how good he did...
Why are you running away from me? Get back here! At least leave your credit cards behind!

2007-08-07 17:40:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Hello Mr. and Mrs. Jones. They say that you can get a good idea of what a daughter is going to look like as she gets older by seeing her mother. You don't think Kimberly will be as fat as the miss's do ya???

2007-08-07 16:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by golsen2000 3 · 2 1

Well if you bring in a banana and a condom and ask them how to use it properly..I don't think that will go over well with the old...ma' in law

2007-08-07 15:59:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Do you guys know the name of a good divorce attorney; just in case?

or

So, you guys into wife swapping?

2007-08-08 04:13:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Are you his/her grandparents?
walks in house.. . wow so where is the rest of the house?
Are you guys gonna pay for the wedding, cause I am broke.
Are you ready to be grandparents?. . .cause you are now.

I never said any of these,in case you wanted to know.

2007-08-07 16:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by Midnite_rose 5 · 2 0

so do all of the women in your family look like the person on the cap'n crunch box?

or are you just the lucky ones?

2007-08-07 16:00:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

well i met my future mother in law already and she's wonderful. mmmm a question, so what u givin us as a weddin present....lol

2007-08-07 15:59:18 · answer #9 · answered by Diabla 6 · 2 0

Did you know that your son was the Greatest Lover I have ever had?

2007-08-07 16:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

(Looking at the future mother-in-law's chest) Are those real? Or..........Does your daughter look pregnant to you?

2007-08-07 15:59:10 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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