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It is so big that it sucks trying to walk around. I feel everyone looks down before they look at my face. Trying on loose clothes doesn't seem to do the job. Plus the fact that I only like to wear boxers doesn't help matters either.

2007-08-07 15:29:41 · 17 answers · asked by Go Kings Go! 1 in Family & Relationships Other - Family & Relationships

Wrap it around my leg....nice people. Sorry it ain't that big, but it is uncomfortable enough.

2007-08-07 15:39:23 · update #1

17 answers

u cant, the operation would b too expensive and the way ur penis would work would b different, i say this because they would have to chop down ur penis and reconect every blood vessel again, i suggest u think bout something else when u come around people, btw, if a girl keeps staring at u like that, fell proud cuz mayb she wants to have some affair with u, just act normal

2007-08-07 15:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by JMCG 3 · 0 0

are you serious? i've never heard a guy complaining about having a large penis. the average erect penis is like 6 1/2 inches or something.... look it up. Embrace the fact that you are overly endowed and do porn or something. as for the problem of walking.... wrap it around your leg a few times, or duct tape it to your leg, or wear boxer briefs. I wouldn't think there is actually a way to reduce the size. go see a doctor about it if it's really that big of a problem... no pun intended.

2007-08-07 22:37:00 · answer #2 · answered by krazyraider0516 2 · 0 0

You are the only guy I have ever heard of in recorded history to have complained about being too big.

However, going on the chance that you may be serious, you should be proud of what you have. It's you! You were born with what you have and if people are looking? Well, they're just jealous because they want to either be with you or be you. Have some pride in yourself!

2007-08-07 22:35:12 · answer #3 · answered by The Curmudgeon 6 · 0 0

I suggest car door.




Now that all the men have stopped cringing: COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS. Some guys would kill to be bigger. Just be more comfortable with yourself, use that testosterone and enjoy life. Grab the bull by the horns, if you feel awkward, you look awkward. If you feel confident, well damn, nothing's gonna get you down.

Savvy? Now get your big wang in action and find somebody who likes it for what it is: somebody with a big enough heart to run that demon!

2007-08-07 22:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by Zee 2 · 0 0

Oh man, it SUCKS to be you.
I'll bet you can't get any women either.
And if you do, they only want you for your penis, not for the real you.
I would suggest you to try to wrap and tie it around your leg.
Just don't go getting a hard on ;)

2007-08-07 22:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by MommaBear 5 · 1 0

Date Lorena Bobbit...

2007-08-07 22:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by Jay L 4 · 0 0

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2007-08-07 22:32:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Having trouble with balance are you,I bet your hands and feet are to big to just like your head no pun intended.

2007-08-07 22:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by Teenie 7 · 0 0

hmmm wow, i've never heard of anyone wanting to do that before, but your reasoning is good, its like when girls want to get breast reduction for back problems....i hope your back isnt hurting lol -that would be kinda funny-
but yea i have no clue how that would work...sorry that i wasnt any help

2007-08-07 22:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by Shae 2 · 0 0

LMAO hey are you sure its that big or are you putting socks down there lol Hey dream on dude.

2007-08-07 23:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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