Tell me..... once you have Polled and Surveyed us with your questions .....?

Question

.... what do you actually do with the results OF your polls and your surveys? Where do they go? What do you do with all this info you have collected?

(Come on you guys.... make it good! Because I'm giving all of the results of this question to JK Rowling to use in her next book series.)

Answer 1

I store all of the information I find in the polls and surveys section. I store them using my robots of doom. I got them at minion mart. Buy a minion, get a henchman free! Anyway, After gathering the information for over a year I will use it to develop a mind controlling plan while at the same building an army of kindergarten children. Which will be quite easy because there was a question that told me how about two months ago. Then I shall use both my army and my plan to take over every radio station in the world. Then, use those stations to play my bands latest hits. Then, because are addicted to my songs because they were played by the radio stations, people all over the world will buy my bands songs. Making my band rich. THEN, I will hypnotize my friends and force them to give me their money from the record sales. Then I will use that money to buy the iproduct rights, google, yahoo, and any other big thing I can find. . Making me, JUST PLAIN awesome. Even though that has already been achieved. I mean the awesomeness. my plan wil still be put into effect. MUAH HA *Cough* *hack* *cough* HA!

Answer 2

I carefully analyze and study each and every result, before putting it through the Survey-O-Tron 9000.
Then I add all the variable information, such as 'time of day', 'outside weather conditions', 'shoe size', 'lunch order', etc.
After three days of constant computations and calculations, the machine spits out a 3X5 punch card.
These cards are carefully placed into file cabinet and ranked according to height, weight, color, shape, and texture.

Then, everyday at precisely 3:05 PM, I randomly pull a card out of the file cabinet and ....

Answer 3

In all honesty, Mng, I have consulted an oracle and have learned that house elves (Dobby's kin) sneak on YA at night when we are all asleep and pick through all the wonderful answers available so they can use them to create a much better world than that in which we currently live.. (Remember your question about what the computers do after we go to bed? THE COMPUTERS ARE IN COLLUSION WITH THE ELVES!)

As far as JKR, she's resting awhile until she writes a dictionary-like book concerning Harry and his mates from Hogwarts, but I have it on good authority that there is actually a distant relative of the late Professor Dumbledore - "The Chosen One" - and he is in charge of the collection and analysis of the afore-mentioned answers. It is he who is also apparently pre-destined to lead the revolution of all the world of wizardry and white magic so our pathetically misguided world can start over and improve itself thanks to our answers - a truly heady responsibility for those of us who daily slave over our consoles, but a task I am convinced will be fulfilled successfully thanks to the wonderful people who are kind enough to share their knowledge and experience with others here on Yahoo Answers..

I'm so excited, Mng! People like you and the rest of us in YA (especially P&S) will finally get our due, and HELP IN THE BETTERMENT OF THE ENTIRE KNOWN CIVILIZATION OF HIGHLY ADVANCED LIFE FORMS IN THIS QUADRANT OF THE COSMOS! Sure gives me pause as I sit down to answer your questions whenever I get the chance! TALK ABOUT A RESPONSIBILITY, HUH?

I even hear that thanks to your obviously superior intelligence YOU might be a Chapter Supervisor in charge of a whole legion of wizards, MnG! WOW! Can I touch you?!?!? Even better: Can I ASSIST you?

Answer 4

You must be a real wizard to come up with questions like this. Next time I visit Warsaw I will survey some Poles.

Answer 5

My results remain open to all on Yahoo! Answers for future generations. I do not "hide" my answers and questions to the
general public. So silly and immature.
I Cr 13;8a

Answer 6

I ran out of polls so I started to Cane my questions, but it seemed a bit cruel. I do not want to think that after all this time I I did was Surv/eyed...I want to Flourish!

Oh man, this is really corny.......sorry, just could not make this work right.....

Answer 7

I send all my results to the fine people at Proctor and Gamble, who then in turn use it for important market strategies, price setting, and customer bias seminars~

Answer 8

Rebel, I collect & cherish all responses as I eject all opinions out the airlock. Is this not a dictatorship

Answer 9

I keep them and look back and reflect on the good times.

Answer 10

hehe, I turn them to points.

OOOOO, To JK Rowling!!! haha