2007-08-07 12:46:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Forget the slide. Monkey bars! That's where you want to hang out.
Why just think of the manly things you can do!
Let us not forget the rope swing and climb. Oh, she will thrill as your muscles bulge and flex with the primal act of robe climbing
With a "ahaa,ahaaa,ahhha, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" you can swing down from the monkey bars on you rope, wrest her from the ground and fly her away to you lair.
Wow! You probably won't even need the club.
But better bring it just in case.
2007-08-07 12:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
What do you want to do? That is the question. Do you want to join one, or not?
There are a couple universal rules amongst successful swinger couples, two which are "if it doesn't work for either of you than it doesn't work for both of you" and "you only go as fast as the slowest person in the relationship."
Basically, you as a couple comes first, over everything else. If either of you are uncomfortable with something, or don't want to do it, then neither of you do it. Period. Also, you don't push, coerce, or manipulate your spouse into anything they aren't ready for, hence only going as fast as the slowest person.
Although there are those that try to use swinging to fix or spice-up a dying or already dead relationship, most don't. Most are couples who are very in love, very secure in themselves, each other and their relationship. Most hold their spouse above all others in this world. And they follow those golden rules above.
So the question is: "what do you want to do?"
For some good, objective information about swinging check-out The Swingers Board (links below).
2007-08-08 09:12:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
I think I've seen your wife in the monkey bars. So far she's just been hanging around. But if I see her swing into action, I promise I'll tell you. For right now, she appears more into social climbing. So that much you can let slide. I know you feel like your life is going in circles on this merry go round of love... but don't tether on the edge. She'll get tire swinging and want to settle back in the sandbox with you. Just don't let her shove'l you around.
2007-08-08 06:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
if you're having doubts about joining and asking us here, it will probably end up affecting your marriage big time! it would have been different if she asked you and you didnt hesitate to join, but since you're doubting it, I'm sure it will force you to step out of your comfort zone. If you're not comfortable with joining and deep down you have doubts, simply don't do it! Just a suggestion :)
2007-08-07 12:52:01 · answer #4 · answered by ~Monica~ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd let a game of tetherball be the deciding factor. If she can't handle that, then there's many more on the playground that would probably go along with it.
2007-08-07 19:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if your wife wants to seek out other partners then your marriage will never last. People with open relationships don't fare well in the "marriage world" - sorry to say.
BTW, if your wife is looking for something else, chances are she's already thinking about doing it behind your back.
2007-08-07 12:50:47 · answer #6 · answered by La Flaca 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
LOL
Life's a real merry go round for you isn't it?
2007-08-07 12:49:52 · answer #7 · answered by Criss_Mousse 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are not of like mind, then you are unevenly yoked, and you need to have a heart-to-heart chat, a tete-a-tete.
2007-08-07 12:50:10 · answer #8 · answered by Nothingusefullearnedinschool 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol
2007-08-07 12:49:29 · answer #9 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swinging is so white trash.
2007-08-07 12:50:24 · answer #10 · answered by amancalledj 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋