....sorry to copy....
HOW TO WIN EVERY BATTLE BUT LOSE THE WAR
by John Kerry
HOW TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF VIETNAM IN 3 EASY STEPS
by John Kerry
RIDDING THE WORLD OF OBSTETRICIANS
by John Edwards
HOW TO SAFELY PICK UP A GRENADE
by Max Cleland
HOW TO STOP GENOCIDE
by Kofi Annan
HOW TO TURN CANCER INTO VOTES
by John & Elizabeth Edwards
PARDONS FOR PROFIT
by Bill Clinton
PERJURY, DISBARMENT AND IMPEACHMENT
by Bill Clinton
HOW TO MAKE FRIENDLY NUCLEAR REGIMES HATE YOU
by Barack Obama
THE CARE AND FEEDING OF SHOULDER CHIPS
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
EVACUATION FOR DUMMIES
by Ray Nagin
CROSS-BURNING 101
by Robert Byrd
HOW TO WIPE WITH ONLY ONE SQUARE
by Cheryl Crow
HUNTING WITH LAWYERS
by Dick Cheney
MY FAMOUS COLON
by George W. Bush
OUTTING LESBIANS FOR POLITICAL POINTS
by John Edwards
CHANNELING THE UNBORN FOR FUN AND PROFIT
by John Edwards
CIGAR AFFICIANADO
by Monica Lewinsky
2007-08-07 10:52:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Those sound like great reads.
By the way.. Have you picked up "How To Use Your Sons Personal Sacrifice and Death for Your Own Gain" written by Cindy Sheehan? Add that to your list.
2007-08-07 10:58:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
I'm One Lucky Duck: The story of how George W. Bush lied and got away with it many times.
How To Breed Little Dictators, by Dick Cheney
How I Screwed the GOP By Being a Decider, by G.W. Bush
This is fun. I could go on and on. But I don't have time.
2007-08-07 18:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't read any of those, but my current favorite best-seller is:
"How To Miserably Fail At Almost Every Turn, And Be The Only Person Unaware of It" by George W. Bush
2007-08-07 18:00:04 · answer #3 · answered by halfshaft 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
It's great that you find your light reading in fairy tale land.
However, I think you have the author wrong on this book:
HOW TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF VIETNAM IN 3 EASY STEPS
by George W. Bush
2007-08-07 17:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by Marina G 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yah...I'm sorry to copy, too. Here's my list:
- "Guide to Newspeak" by Karl Rove.
- "How to buy friends and influence people" by Jack Abramoff
- "Using Charitable Donations as Hush Money" by Jim Bakker.
- "Can You Hear Me Now?" by Mark Foley?
- "Brown Sugar" by Strom Thurmond.
- "Great Balls O'Fire" by Jimmy Swaggart.
- "Redneck guide to the English Language" by G.W. Bush
- "It Was Just a Massage" by Ted Haggard.
- "Corprophilia for Dummies" by David Vitter.
- "Cross-dressing Basics" by Rudolph Giuliani.
- "Using Fraud to Fund a Presidential Campaign" by Kenneth Lay.
2007-08-07 18:21:48 · answer #5 · answered by John Doe 1st 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't know those titles, but I would recommend:
101 KINDS OF HOLES IN THE SAND SUITABLE FOR WINGNUT HEADS
Rush Limbaugh (ed.). Fox Publishing.
2007-08-07 18:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, sweetie, anyone can ''write books''! I could come up with a thousand of 'those' kinds of books, myself!
If you are saying that politicians, and public officials are lying, and, or covering up! Well, gee! Welcome to the real world!
They all lie to get what they want! I don't think any of them can spell ''ethics''!
2007-08-07 18:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I did read
HOW TO LIE AND PROPAGANDIZE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE LIKE HERMAN GOERRING AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
by Karl Rove
and,
HOW TO MAKE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FEAR YOU TO THE POINT WHERE THEY WOULD GLADLY GIVE UP THEIR RIGHTS TO KEEP 'SAFE'.
by Dick Cheney.
and his follow up book:
HOW TO DRUM UP HATRED AND FEAR OF A COUNTRY THAT NEVER ATTACKED YOU.
by Dick Cheney.
BANKRUPTING YOUR COUNTRY FOR FUN AND FOR YOUR PALS IN THE OIL INDUSTRY, MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX AND SAUDI ARABIA.
by George W. Bush.
2007-08-07 17:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
Your humor makes a good point. Liberals will probably hate it.
2007-08-07 17:58:43 · answer #9 · answered by Pro-American 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Wow, did it hurt to think this all up??
2007-08-07 17:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by slykitty62 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋