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My close friend just broke her nose in a bike accident and also now has a hug bump on her forehead. She's ok though. What's something funny I can say and tease her about jokingly?

2007-08-07 10:12:46 · 19 answers · asked by Jenjen 2 in Family & Relationships Friends

19 answers

"Hey broken face".

2007-08-07 10:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Give her a copy of "Cyrano de Bergerac" - it's a classic Franch play about a swashbuckler with gigantic nose and a romantic heart. The first few scenes have some terrific nose-related jests.

2007-08-07 10:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 0 0

At least it was just your nose and not your nostrils.
How was the plastic surgery?
It's a much better look for you anyways.
Swing that thing at me again and I'll sue for battery.
Strike 3, your out!
Tell your bf to go easy on you

2007-08-07 10:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by sai 3 · 1 0

"Your nose is broken? I hadn't really noticed"

"The moral of the story is: you really can't ding an aluminium bat with your face"

"Whoa! Finally, you got that horrible nose taken care of!"

2007-08-07 10:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by largegrasseatingmonster 5 · 1 0

Just duck every time she turns to face you - like the bump on her forehead is so big it could hit you!

BTW, I'm glad you're friend is okay!

2007-08-07 10:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Respect Beer.

2007-08-07 10:15:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Looks like you're the dog who was chasing the parked car.

2007-08-07 10:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

1.haha u have no nose!!
2.your nose is broken hahahahhaha!!!
3.Finally your nose looks normal!!!

2007-08-07 10:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by Mansour S 5 · 1 1

WOW- I'd had to see what the bus looks like!

2007-08-07 10:16:34 · answer #9 · answered by mac 6 · 0 0

how is she going to pick her nose now ( pretendinting to pick nose going hahah)

2007-08-07 10:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Serves you right for sticking it in places it don't belong!

2007-08-07 10:15:10 · answer #11 · answered by astryd13 2 · 0 0

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