"Hey broken face".
2007-08-07 10:16:40
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Give her a copy of "Cyrano de Bergerac" - it's a classic Franch play about a swashbuckler with gigantic nose and a romantic heart. The first few scenes have some terrific nose-related jests.
2007-08-07 10:16:21
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answer #2
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answered by teresathegreat 7
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At least it was just your nose and not your nostrils.
How was the plastic surgery?
It's a much better look for you anyways.
Swing that thing at me again and I'll sue for battery.
Strike 3, your out!
Tell your bf to go easy on you
2007-08-07 10:17:41
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answer #3
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answered by sai 3
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"Your nose is broken? I hadn't really noticed"
"The moral of the story is: you really can't ding an aluminium bat with your face"
"Whoa! Finally, you got that horrible nose taken care of!"
2007-08-07 10:18:44
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answer #4
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answered by largegrasseatingmonster 5
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Just duck every time she turns to face you - like the bump on her forehead is so big it could hit you!
BTW, I'm glad you're friend is okay!
2007-08-07 10:16:13
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Respect Beer.
2007-08-07 10:15:37
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Looks like you're the dog who was chasing the parked car.
2007-08-07 10:15:06
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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1.haha u have no nose!!
2.your nose is broken hahahahhaha!!!
3.Finally your nose looks normal!!!
2007-08-07 10:16:05
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answer #8
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answered by Mansour S 5
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WOW- I'd had to see what the bus looks like!
2007-08-07 10:16:34
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answer #9
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answered by mac 6
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how is she going to pick her nose now ( pretendinting to pick nose going hahah)
2007-08-07 10:16:39
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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Serves you right for sticking it in places it don't belong!
2007-08-07 10:15:10
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answer #11
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answered by astryd13 2
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