You do know the difference between your rifle and your gun don't you private!?

Answer 1

Yes, Gunnery Sergeant!
This is my rifle,
this is my gun.
This is for fighting,
this is for fun!

Answer 2

I have a gun, so yeah I know the difference

Answer 3

THIS IS MY RIFLE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.


My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will....


My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count.

We will hit...


My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weakness, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights, and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...


Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.


So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace!

Answer 4

This for fighting,
this is for fun.
•••"What in the hell is this!
Private Pyle, what in the fu@k is this?!
A jelly fu@kin' doughnut?!?"

Answer 5

I don't have a gun

Answer 6

One's for shooting the other is for fun

My ex told me that one.

Answer 7

aye, aye, Sir. The one is for killing the other for fun.
ooooohhhhhhrahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Answer 8

Sir, yes sir!

Answer 9

of course I do

Answer 10

yes, sgt.