Ten reasons why a Hillary Clinton/Barak Obama victory, will be the best for america?

Question

1.The war for Oil and Isreal will end (Iraq)
2.Bush will be tried for war crimes and crimes against humanity
3.Every American will have health Insurance
4.They will raise the minimum wage to $10 an hour
5.They will raise taxes on the rich and cut taxes on the middle class
6.They will make college free for every one
7.They will end lobbying in DC
8.They will cut off finacial and military support to Isreal, and this will help America become a friend to all Arab nations
9.They will fully fund no child left behind
10.This will be their administration
Secretary of Defense=Wesly Clark
Secreatary of State=Ted Kennedy
White house corresspondent=Micheal Moore
Department of Education=Oprah Winfrey
Depatment of treasury=Al Franken
Surgeon General=Dr.Korvorchian

Answer 1

You will do a lot better with your economics if you sell some of your product and stop smoking all of it.

Answer 2

I don't know if you are serious or not. I sure hope not, with Dr. Kevorkian, and Michael Moore, I doubt it. But for fun I will debunk your top 10.

1-The war isn't for oil, we get over 50% of our oil from the western hemisphere, and the last time I checked, Iraq wasn't in the western hemispher.

2-Give me a break, even if these were true(which they are not) to president would set that precedent of prosecuting a previous president for crimes like that, it just opens them up for the same thing when they leave office.

3-Who's going to pay for it? Oh yeah, more tax and spend, that great. Also I would love to wait six weeks for a biopsy so I can find out if I have cancer.

4-You want to pay more for groceries, services, anything where people make under $10 an hour? Go ahead raise minium wage that high. Remember unless you make less than about $11 an hour and we raise it to $10, you won't get a raise while everything wll cost more

5-The middle class taxes are the lowest in decades, this is the first administration to lower the lowest tax bracket to 10%. Clinton raised them, Bush lowered them.

6-Again who is going to pay for it? Right now everyone can afford to go to college if they want, there are need based scholarships, and if you don't qualify for that, you do get deferred loans until you have your degree. $108 a month isn't that bad after 4 years of college(speaking from first hand knowledge)

7-Give me a break, there will always be lobbying, you don't think Clinton and Obama refuse to see a lobbyist. 1 of my employees mother is a lobbyist for education on Capital Hill, she sees dems and republicans equally.

8-Never, Isreal is our only ally in the region, and no president in the near future will cut those ties. Maybe treat Isreal differently than Bush, but not cut ties.

9-That may or may not be true, but again how will they pay for it.

10-Clark(Maybe),
-Kennedy(not enough experience for such a high post, alot of time in the senate, but no international experience)
-Moore-Joke I hope, if they did they it would be undermine all seriousness of the administration
-Oprah-What political experience does Oprah have? Also she is so egotistical she wouldn't want to lose her income and the face time she gets on TV
-Al Franken-I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone it, people like me!
-Dr. Kevorkia-He would kill and serious legacy that administraion would have like he does old people.

Answer 3

what are you talking about? the war in iraq will continue no matter who becomes president. the US will be there for several generations. i don't want to go point by point here, but do you believe raising minimum wage to $10 an hour is good for America? Why not make it $20 an hour? anyway, they would never play second fiddle to the other, so this Hillary/Obama ticket will never happen.

oh, I just read the Cabinet, very funny! Dr. Death would make a great Surgeon General! ha ha!

Answer 4

You're an idoit! Raise min wage to $10 bucks. Maybe in our wildest dreams. No, fast food chain will go for that! Not to mention the millions of other businesses that will loose money from raising pay. The government will never let that happen. And Bush tried for war crimes? Oprah for education - are you nuts! or just dumb! here is a list for you....
Michael Moore = Liar, untruthful - loads of crap!
Oprah = pretends to care about everone but only cares for herself, her money and people like her
Al Franken = you listen to this guy! Thats like saying John Stewart (daily show) should run for office.
Dr Korvorchian? = now i know your not for real. Why even waist your time!

Answer 5

none of that will happen. and clinton or obama if they get the nomination will need a different running mate.

clinton obama two liberal senators they can attack them just like kerry/edwards they will need someone different.

thats what i would think, although i saw this too

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich stated, "The odds are fairly significant that that the left will win next year. My personal bet is that it’ll be a Clinton-Obama ticket. I think they have a very high likelihood of winning."

"The Republican strategist singled out what he called President Bush’s inability to communicate with the public about Iraq. 'We cannot get him to master the art that Reagan had and that Lincoln had, of talking to the American people in a form in which they are comfortable.'" As a result, Gingrich believes "it is easy [for Democratic presidential hopefuls] to go to the country and say George W. Bush is wrong." Gingrich also saw no chance of success for potential third-party bids by New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg (I) and/or former Georgia Senator Sam Nunn (D)

Answer 6

I started to respond to each ridiculous point but then read number 10. You gave me the best laugh of the day. It then occurred to me, this is the best indictment against the dems yet. Great post. Sorry I took so long to get the joke.

Answer 7

I disagree with #'s 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,and 10. I make <$50,000 and my taxes are going up partly because of these 2 senators. Surely the Democrats could give us somehthng better than these 2 clowns. Are you a Republican making a joke?

Answer 8

Well, all I can say, is with the current administration that we have in place and the policies that are going on, every single suggestion looks great! Wish we could change administrations tomorrow! But then again, an administration headed by Mickey Mouse would be better than the current.

And I really liked the inclusion of holding Bush accountable for his actions.

I also have a very strong feeling that they will be the next Pres/Vice pres.

Answer 9

I don't know about Sec of State for Ted Kennedy. Musharraf and the like don't partake in eight martini lunches.

Answer 10

wow nazis still put up questions on here?

bush tried for war crimes? right after clinton is in the hague for what he did to serbians.
all get health insurance? yeah i see that on the socialist/commie horizon already with free everything for illegals.
tax the rich? You mean 50% isn't enough?!!!
college free for everyone? so far the illegals have that option.
end lobbying in DC? really? then how would they get campaign cash? they're both in it deep.
financial and military aid to israel? really? so arab nations can nuke israel and start a world war? how about cut aid to all arab nations as well who receive billions in US aid? you nazi.
wesely clark? the fraud who illegally and unconstitutionally gave texas national guard equipment to the FBI and ATF to be used to burn to death 83 men women and children? or who oversaw the illegal war in serbia?
ted kennedy secretary of state? really? i think that person has to be sober.
white house correspondent? yeah i agree with that. perfect propagandist to promote their lies since joe goebels is dead.
al franken treasury? really just like the bankrupt radio network he was part of? great choice!