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*Travel from one end of LA to another in 15 minutes on a bicycle.
*Replace power-sucking PDA with pad of Post-Its and No. 2 pencil. ("Chloe, send it to my sticky note.")
*Yelling releases excess carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Interrogations will be conducted via sign language and harsh glaring.
*After torturing terrorist with plugged-in lamp cord, buy carbon offsets to make up for wasted electricity.
*All explosions will be rendered South Park-style with red, yellow, and orange construction paper (recycled).
*Cancel the show because it sucks now anyway.
*Al Gore must be very proud* LOL!!!!!!!!!
2007-08-07 08:07:28 · 4 answers · asked by Frank Dileo 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Chuck Norris' tears stop global warming.
too bad he never cries.
2007-08-07 08:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by pip 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Show doesn't suck!!!!!!!!!!! And, it is not the show that is "going green". It is the production of the show. But, funny, funny, funny, how someone stupid can say "Global Warming" and everybody goes nuts. Man has too big of an ego to think he has any control over the way the climate changes.
2007-08-07 18:44:05 · answer #2 · answered by pollywog 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the Futurama solution of dropping a giant ice cube into the ocean every couple years.
2007-08-07 15:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Isn't he a fictional character. With that I doubt he'd do much of anything.
2007-08-07 15:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by gone 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋