2007-08-07 07:58:23 · 16 answers · asked by james 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Baby Names
I'm sure your boss will figure it out ...Lol sorry your having a bad day.
:)
2007-08-07 09:21:44 · answer #1 · answered by sparksgirls6 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
2007-08-10 18:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Lovetaker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you have to fart, just get up from your desk and do the "walking down the hallway fart" that way the fart gets outta your clothes, it's not hanging around your desk and you even get a little exercise from it!!
LOL
2007-08-07 16:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by biology_freak 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thx for the 2 points...and get some Beano.
2007-08-07 15:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
make loud noises when you do....and for the smell ive heard of ppl putting those fabric dryer sheets in thier pants or a car freshener....
2007-08-07 17:51:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whadda maroon. Wrong section, ridiculous, attention-seeking question, trolly troll troll.
2007-08-07 15:01:29 · answer #6 · answered by Dalice Nelson 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lite a match.
2007-08-10 21:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by JillardG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the green cloud over your desk is a dead give away
2007-08-10 22:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't lift that cheek when you let one go and point at any one near you
2007-08-11 13:57:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry what does that have to do with baby names?
2007-08-07 15:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by ericksmommy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋