2007-08-07 04:53:47 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I narrowly defeated a bagelwich once, a feat which I'm dubiously proud of...........
2007-08-07 04:54:36 · update #1
My lunch will go down in a sad defeat. There is no lunch that can take me. Yes - I'm talking to you bean burrito. You are going down.
2007-08-07 04:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's why I wear armor into the kitchen, never know where that Club sandwich is lurking. So far, the score stands at Chiliman 3 Lunch 2.
2007-08-08 00:20:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I arrived in the kitchen to witness my pancakes strangling the toaster with it's own cord!!
I yelled out, "This is madness!!"
"No. This. IS. BREAKFAST!!", the pancake responded through it's sneering bacon mouth. Did I mention it was wearing a red cape and carried a butterknife like a spear? Well, it was.
Then it threw a pat of butter at my feet, causing me to slip. It dove viciously, frothing at the mouth like a rabid otter.
I managed to dive aside and scrambled to the dishwasher, retrieving a spatula.
The pancakes and I began slowly circling each other. We each sprang at the same time, weapons gleaming in the fluorescent lighting.
2007-08-08 01:41:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would because i am a Sith Lord and i can do whatever i want with my lunch so i always win.
Ha Ha I love Being a Sith Lord!
2007-08-07 12:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Pompey and The Red Devils! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a battle of wits, I'm so afraid I might lose to the dreaded corn dog. How in the world could I ever top his 'stick.'
2007-08-07 11:57:52 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My lunch of a box of horribly disfigured animal crackers won the battle , I just couldn't hold them down : )
2007-08-07 14:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anytime I have EVER attempted to eat a Big Mac or Arby's Beef and Cheddar, It has most definately WON.
2007-08-07 11:59:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's a feat I have to overcome everyday, since I usually wrestle the cow and kill it bare-handedly...
I did meet this taco once, though.. Dirty fighter... He used prison rules... I whupped him in the end, but damn....
2007-08-07 11:58:00 · answer #8 · answered by dark is rising 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Lunch, since I haven't even had breakfast yet. It's hiding somewhere in the refrigerator.
2007-08-07 11:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
i will cause i eat sushi & there is no fish in the sea that can to a shark!!!! especially a raw one with but that little bastard was sneaky hiding some extra wasabi between himslef & the rice ball! i stab you now with my chop sticks & drown you in soy sauce!!!!!!!
2007-08-07 11:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by sharkattack226 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋