Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?
Boy, I wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into those sweet sweet buns...
Do these melons feel firm to you?
2007-08-08 06:13:46
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answered by Anonymous
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killing them is going a bit to far but you have every right to tell them to get out of your f**kn way coz that's just rude and if it was me I would probaly give them a smack in the head in the carpark after droping my grocery's but then also end up at the back of the line for the same thing to happen again so then it's not really a win win situation
2016-05-20 22:59:12
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answered by Anonymous
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Below are a few suggestions from my upcoming Sexual Self Help Book (Keep in mind, of course, confidence is key, and whatever you say is most effective when preceded by "Hey, Babe....") :
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Cosmetics: You don't need to wear any of that for me. Just turn off the lights and we'll be fine.
Baby Items: Hey...do you know where they put the adult diapers?
Deli: Am I right? I'm guessing you have a pickle fetish, too!?
Pharmacy: Does this stuff also work for genital warts? (or) Hey, aren't you a friend of my grandma's?
Snack Foods: You don't really need to eat that, do you? (or)
Gummi Worms help grow more body hair...wanna see?
Pet Supplies: Mmmmm...Alpo...just like Mom used to make....
Cleansers: This stuff is GREAT for getting out tough blood stains!!
2007-08-07 18:13:01
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answer #3
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answered by cbn 3
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For the pure at heart: "Can you tell me where the chocolate chips are? It's my turn to make cookies for the kids at the orphanage."
For the alcoholics: "If you help me (hiccup) find the beer (hiccup)...I'll share it with you." (Toothless grin)
For the elderly: "Can I give you a ride in my cart?"
For the dirty-minded: "CLEAN UP ON AISLE 3!"
2007-08-08 02:05:50
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answer #4
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answered by Red Monkey 2
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Bakery...Have you seen my...duh..nuts!
Deli...Don't you just love cheese on matsaballs?
Meat...I got a big meat package...ordered...wanta share it?
Carry out...I want a Pizza...you...want some of it?
2007-08-07 07:28:02
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answer #5
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answered by Chicken Dude..Vinster 6
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I got a muffin you can munch.....it has zero calories and cholesterol and it's very moist! You gotta watch me chop this kielbasa into tiny pieces first though!!
2007-08-09 06:56:44
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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I want to meet "cutie pie" in the juice section and ask her what she'd like to wash her swallow down with.
2007-08-07 11:39:40
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answered by LORD RUMBOY 6
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I just caught the tastiest fish in the sea.
2007-08-08 06:35:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Hi. Smile. and keep on walking I came to shop not get a date.
2007-08-08 06:44:07
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answered by Luv2no is in the house 7
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Bakery - my that looks like a tasty muffin you have there : )
2007-08-07 05:04:00
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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