please help....
2007-08-07 03:40:13 · 16 answers · asked by briggapllease 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Yes, it's broke. So am I ! ! !
2007-08-07 04:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...There isn't anything wrong with your genital plumbing.
In Chinese Medicine they believe that your kidneys rule the health of your winkie(via hormones etc). The kidney also cleans things like excessive alcohol(and other poisons) out of your blood.
So if you've slurped way excess liqour the previous night, then your kidneys will be on the floor and begging for forgiveness the next morning. Hence, since the kidneys rule your sexual health and they are poisoned and overworked clearing out all that alcohol, your winkie will be like an unblown balloon instead of like wood. . .
Drink some bottled water. Make your kidneys happy again and show them some forgiveness and respect....
2007-08-07 04:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by slowsmile 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not broken. Just taking a rest after being mistreated with too much booze. You'll be fine in a couple of days.
Chow!!
2007-08-07 03:55:12 · answer #3 · answered by No one 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've most likely worn it out.Perhaps it is having an allergic reaction to the alcohol.Leave them both alone for a bit, and with a bit of luck all may be well !
2007-08-07 03:50:41 · answer #4 · answered by Xtine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That'll teach you for drinking too much..........
I'm not going to humour you with a sensible answer because I reckon your having us on.....why else would you use the word 'winkle' & ask something so ridiculous such as......Is it broke???
Grow up
2007-08-07 03:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by Maryann 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brewers Droop!!! Stop drinking and your winkle will recover!!
2007-08-07 05:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by Muddyblackcat 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes mate, youv'e broke it I'm afraid. You will find it will probably fall off in the next few days.
I hope you enjoyed it while you had it...
2007-08-07 03:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Andy F 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No you have probably got a bad case of brewers droop. Bet I could get it to work haha
2007-08-07 03:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by billy 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
probably seriously over tired, or stressed.
eat healthily, get some sleep, and chill out for a few days. just relax and take it slowly. itll be fine
2007-08-07 03:44:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. It's busted.
Only solution - a transplant.
2007-08-07 05:57:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
stuff the question, just love the spelling haha
2007-08-07 05:43:44 · answer #11 · answered by jon h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋