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If your ex turned into a bug what would it be and what would you do with them?

2007-08-07 02:08:17 · 18 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

Put him in the blender -> hear him scream -> add full-cream milk and yoghurt -> watch him slowly drown in the fattiness of the mixture -> hit the power button -> blend till smooth -> offer the bug smoothie drinky to my cat.

2007-08-07 05:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by xxon_23 7 · 1 0

Well for a relationship that ended in good terms, i would turn my EX into a Bumble Bee, cause there pretty cool. For a bad relationship into a roach and squish him!!

2007-08-07 09:15:39 · answer #2 · answered by εїз TANYA εїз 4 · 0 0

I don't have a ex. But imagine I do. A bed bug and I scratch on it and it dies.

2007-08-07 09:13:31 · answer #3 · answered by Dolia 2 · 0 0

Nothing i would just take that lil bug and drive it far away and let it go there

2007-08-07 09:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My ex would be a tumble bug.
He loved to tumble the girls into bed
He loved to tumble me to the ground with his fist
He loved to tumble his own S- - T!
I would tumble him off a very high cliff!

2007-08-07 09:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by Ozark Woman 5 · 2 0

A roach... I'd stick it in a blender and watch as it got chopped into a million pieces.

2007-08-07 09:21:10 · answer #6 · answered by its_just_sweet 3 · 0 0

He'd be a slug because he's a slime ball. I'd take him to the seaside and let the seagulls have him : )

2007-08-07 09:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

a roach and I would get the biggest can of Raid and spray the whole thing on him then I would step on him and smush him til his guts and all come out then I will clean it up and flush him down the toilet....

2007-08-07 09:12:13 · answer #8 · answered by I ♥ my family 6 · 1 0

She's already a blood sucking tick.

I'd pay her monthly, just like the f***ing judge said.

2007-08-07 09:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by supersizejewels 4 · 0 0

don't have any issues with my ex so they would become a ladybird and I'd let it fly away

2007-08-07 11:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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