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But by that point it was too late to undo what you had already done thinking the world was ending? Man.. I sure wish I hadn't been so impulsive and shredded all my money!

2007-08-07 01:58:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Yeah bro, I'm with you on this one.

Same thing happened to me. I heard it, and I figured since I was gonna get vaporized anyway, might as well go out with a bang. Well, a pre-bang anyway.

So, within 20 minutes, I figured that was about the time I had left, I called my ex-wife and told her all the things I wasn't allowed to say during the divorce proceedings, called up my bank and told them that there was no way I going to pay the mortgage and if they had a problem with that, then they could just shove it.

Then I went over and kicked over my neighbors mail box. No real good reason, I just could never stand him.

Then I went to the 7-11 and cleared their shelves of Twinkies and Snowballs. Didn't pay either. Never did like Hamid. The screams of "Infidel, infidel thief" were music to my ears as I ran out the door.

Alas, it was a false alarm. Now I have the police at my door wanting to talk to me about that incident at the 7-11, my ex-wife's' attorney is going to file a motion to increase her spousal support, my neighbor has been taking pot shots at me as I move about the house, good thing he's blind, and the bank has started foreclosure proceedings.

Do you think I can sue the broadcasters for false reporting?

2007-08-07 04:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Where I live they actually do have the nuclear escape route still in place and marked on the highways. The media also does test once a month alerts the public if any routes have changed. This is all because of the local military activity around here.

2007-08-07 09:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 0 0

LOL--
My school is so old it actually has a nuclear bomb shelter.
We use it for storage now for reading materials, the offices for the custodian and the school psychologist meets down there once a week (there's gotta be a hidden meaning in there somewhere...).

I prefer to use the "wet newspaper over my head and hide under a table" technique for nuclear attack.

2007-08-07 10:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0 0

Thats because the TV got broken from the Electromagnetic Pulse the nuclear blast puts out.

2007-08-07 09:02:50 · answer #4 · answered by special sock puppet 5 · 0 0

No, that's never happened to me. What did happen was we had a strong front line wind of 80 plus miles per hour hit us unexpectedly, and with no warnings at all! Our little city just about got blown away.

2007-08-08 11:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by macieroads 4 · 0 0

When I was younger, I thought the "emergency tone" meant the tv was broken

2007-08-07 09:01:59 · answer #6 · answered by djfunkygrrl 3 · 0 0

look at this way if there was a nuclear attack would there really be anything left to buy or spend money on

2007-08-07 09:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by Agent 47™ Inc 6 · 1 1

At least you'll have hours of fun with a roll of cellotape LOL

2007-08-07 11:26:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 7 · 0 0

impending nuclear attack? do you know something the rest of us don't? what planet are you on? or what drug?

2007-08-07 09:02:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

do you mean the the snow stuff late at night?
my middlename is shredder, send money

2007-08-07 12:24:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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