2007-08-07 00:31:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Give me the key to your house and your bedroom...I'll keep her busy while you fool around.
Hey...and don't come back before dawn...I usually make sure I give the full marathon service the first time.
You should be "lucky" she married you...why fool around man?
2007-08-07 22:57:08 · answer #1 · answered by Yet D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You simply can't.I mean you have already missed the bus and now it's rather late in the day to learn it.Even if you do try ,nine times out of ten,you shall be found out and you wouldn't know how to wriggle out of that.Then,your next question would be,"I have been caught for cheating my wife,how do I ................?Live a clean and happy life and i wish you all the best.
2007-08-07 07:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by brkshandilya 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women know, good luck finding a way around that.
If you don't like her, get the divorce papers. Cheating is only gonna make things a WHOLE lot worse. Oh, whatever you do, do NOT say "honey I've got to stay late for work", trust me, that excuse NEVER flies.
2007-08-07 07:35:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hide the Ace's under the table
2007-08-07 07:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Teash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did you marry her if all you wanted was to get on the web and ask pple how to cheat her your only cheating yourself and God
2007-08-07 07:35:49 · answer #5 · answered by ladyluck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since she is your wife.
Why must U cheat her?
2007-08-07 07:36:33 · answer #6 · answered by Beatrice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You all ready cheated her when you married her , she could have done so much better .
Signed , your Mother-in-law :))
2007-08-07 07:37:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't if I were you, would you really want to find yourself all alone(NOPE). If you don't want to be with her leave it may cause upset but at least you and her can move on
2007-08-08 10:50:58 · answer #8 · answered by loubie lou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When she asks you if you took out the trash. Say yes..when you really only moved it out of sight..that should make your day.
2007-08-07 07:36:04 · answer #9 · answered by Victoria. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
learn to remain a wolf in sheep's clothing.
2007-08-07 07:38:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋